Hey there, honey! You wanna know about the most expensive cologne, huh? Well, I gotta tell you, these things, they cost more than my old cow Bessie! I seen some prices, and I just about fainted. But I guess some folks, they like to smell fancy. So let me tell you some stuff I found out about it.
First thing, these fancy smells, they ain’t cheap. No sir! I reckon it’s like buyin’ a whole new dress, or maybe even two! And for what? To smell like a flower or somethin’? I don’t rightly know. But people, they buy it. They sure do. More than 20 Million people! That’s a whole lotta people. They’re happy people, so I guess the smelly stuff is pretty good.
Now, why are they so darn expensive? Well, they say it’s ’cause of what’s in ’em. Fancy stuff from far away. Like, real far away. Places I ain’t never even heard of! They say they use some kinda oil things, and flowers you can’t find ’round here. And they only make a little bit at a time, which makes ’em even more expensive, I reckon.
They put ’em in these pretty bottles too. All sparkly and shiny. I saw one, it looked like it was made of gold! Probably cost more than my whole house, just for the bottle! But I guess if you’re payin’ that much for some smelly water, you want it to look nice, right?
- Some of these colognes, they got names I can’t even say. Fancy French names, I think.
- They say some of ’em smell like wood, or spices, or somethin’ like that.
- Others smell like flowers, but not like the ones in my garden, that’s for sure.
They got the man who makes these things, they call him a “perfumer.” Like a farmer, but for smells. He’s gotta know all about mixing this and that to make a good smell. I guess it’s hard work, sniffin’ all day. I’d rather be out in the fresh air, myself.
But hey, if you got the money, and you wanna smell like a millionaire, then go for it, I say! Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you spent all your money on smelly water and can’t afford to buy no more seeds for your garden. Expensive cologne is just that – expensive. You know?
And some of them rich folk, they like to collect these things. Like stamps or them little spoons. They get a whole bunch of different ones, just to have ’em. I don’t understand it, but it’s their money, I reckon. The most expensive cologne, they keep it in a special place, I think.
So if you want to find those fancy smell things, you can ask people who know this thing. You will find the best one for you, I guess. I don’t know much about it. I just know they are really expensive.
Now, they say smellin’ like a rich person ain’t easy. ‘Cause everyone likes different things. What smells good to one person might smell like old socks to another! But these expensive colognes, they seem to be somethin’ special. They say they make you feel good, and confident, and all that. I don’t know, honey. I feel pretty darn good after a nice bath with some soap, and that don’t cost much. This most expensive cologne thing is just too much for me.
Anyway, I hope I helped you figure out this most expensive cologne stuff. It’s a whole ‘nother world out there, that’s for sure. A world of fancy smells and even fancier prices! If you ask me, though, the best smell in the world is fresh baked bread, and that don’t cost a fortune. You can get some other luxury things with the money you save. That sounds good to me. But if you really want it, you should get one, and tell me if it is really good or not. I’m just curious, you know.
They say the rich people, they like these expensive colognes because it makes them feel, I don’t know, important? Like they’re better than everyone else? Maybe. But I think being kind and helpful is more important than how you smell. That’s just my two cents, though. You do what you want, honey. This most expensive cologne thing is not what I can understand, but you do you, honey.
- Remember, these fancy colognes, they’re a luxury. Not a necessity.
- You don’t need ’em to be happy or successful.
- But if they make you feel good, and you can afford ’em, then why not?
I’m gonna go now, and tend to my chickens. They don’t care if I smell like roses or manure, bless their little hearts. You take care now, and don’t spend all your money on silly things! Unless you really want to, of course. Then you go right ahead. It’s your life, honey. Just remember what I said about the price of those things. You can use that money to get a new chicken, you know. A good chicken is much better than the most expensive cologne, if you ask me. But what do I know, right?
