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Alright, so I decided to dive into this whole “thirst traps TikTok guys in makeup” thing. I’d seen it popping up all over my For You page, and honestly, I was curious. Like, what’s the deal? So, I figured, why not try it out myself? No harm, no foul, right?
First, I scrolled through TikTok for, like, an hour. Just watching guys. You know, for “research.” I was trying to figure out the common threads. What makeup were they using? What kind of poses? What music? It was a whole operation, let me tell you.
Then came the hard part – actually doing it. I raided my girlfriend’s makeup bag. (She’s gonna kill me.) I found some foundation, concealer, something called “bronzer,” and a bunch of sparkly stuff. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing.
The Makeup Application (Disaster)
- Step 1: I slapped on some foundation. I think I used way too much. I looked like a ghost.
- Step 2: Concealer. I tried to cover up some blemishes, but I ended up looking like I had weird white spots all over my face.
- Step 3: Bronzer. Okay, this stuff was confusing. I tried to contour, but I think I just made my face look dirty.
- Step 4: Sparkly stuff. I went a little crazy with the highlighter. I figured, go big or go home, right? I ended up looking like a disco ball.
Next up, the poses. I tried to copy some of the guys I’d seen on TikTok. The smoldering look, the hair flip, the weird lip bite thing. It felt so awkward. I took, like, a hundred pictures, and they all looked ridiculous. I’m pretty sure my neighbors saw me through the window and thought I’d lost my mind.
After much struggle, I picked a somewhat decent picture, slapped a trending sound on it, and posted it. It was a total cringe-fest, but hey, I did it.
The Result? It was a total mess. But it was funny. I put it out to my close friends on TikTok, and they were all laughing there head off, but also supported me. It’s just a fun little thing to do and not to be taken so seriously.
