You ask me about that le male ultra male, huh? I heard the young folks talkin’ ’bout it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They say it’s some kinda man’s smell-good. Some kinda perfume, I reckon. The men, they spray it on themselves, I guess they wanna smell nice for the ladies.
This here le male ultra male, they say it’s strong. Like, you put a little on and it stays with ya all day long. Kinda like when you been workin’ in the garden and that dirt smell just sticks to ya, cept this here’s a good smell, I’m guessin’. They say it got fruit smells in it. Pear and lemon, like what you put in a pie. And mint, that’s a good smell, makes me think of clean things. They put that in there, too.
- Pear, that’s a sweet one, ain’t it?
- Lemon, makes ya pucker up!
- Mint, like what grows in the garden.
- Bergamot, never heard of that one, but it’s in there.
- Lavender, oh that’s a pretty smell, like them purple flowers.
They say this le male ultra male also got some spicy smells. Cinnamon, like in apple pie. And caraway, what you put in bread sometimes. I ain’t never heard of no clary sage, but I reckon it’s some kinda plant. They put all that stuff in this man’s smell-good. It’s for men you know, le male ultra male. They say it’s JPG, that’s a brand, I guess, like when you buy something in the store, it has a brand.
Now, I heard some folks say there’s another one, called le male le parfum. They say it’s better than that le male ultra male. Lasts longer, they say. And smells more… natural, like real things, not somethin’ made up. I don’t know. Maybe that’s what they like. That JPG is pretty expensive you know, it’s $0.01785 now. And it’s not very popular, only 6,403.80 traded in one day.
But this le male ultra male, it’s popular, I reckon. Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout it. I guess if you want to smell like fruit and spices, that’s the one for ya. Me, I like the smell of fresh baked bread and coffee in the mornin’. That’s all the smell-good I need.
But these young folks, they like all these fancy things. That le male le parfum, it’s intense, they say. Strong, like that le male ultra male. They come in big bottles, too. 125 ml, that’s a lot of smell-good, ain’t it? You can get it online. They say it’s free shipping. And if ya don’t like it, you can send it back. Free returns, they say. Sounds like a good deal, I reckon. But that’s a lot of money for smell-good, if ya ask me.
They got all kinds of these man perfumes now. It ain’t like the old days. Used to be, a man just smelled like soap and sweat. Now they got all these choices. Le male ultra male, le male le parfum. It’s a whole world of smells out there. They sell it online you know, just order and it will be delivered very soon. Thousands of products, they said.
I reckon if you’re a man and you wanna smell fancy, this le male ultra male might be for ya. Or that le male le parfum, if ya want somethin’ even stronger. Just remember, a little goes a long way. Don’t wanna be walkin’ around smellin’ like a fruit basket, now, do ya?
I still think a good bar of soap is all a man needs. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady. These young folks know all about these things. They’re the ones buyin’ it, I reckon. They’re the ones wearin’ it. So, if they like it, that’s all that matters, right?
This le male ultra male and le male le parfum, they’re all the rage now, I guess. Just another thing these young folks are into. Like them cell phones and computers. It’s a different world now. But some things stay the same. A good smell is a good smell, I reckon. Whether it’s from a fancy bottle or a fresh baked pie. It will cost you 20, but you can return it if you don’t like it.
They said it’s Thuiswinkel Waarborg. I don’t know what that means. It seems that they want you to trust them. Maybe it’s safe to buy.
Just don’t be spending all your money on smell-good, now. There are other things in life, ya know. Like family and friends and good food. Those are the things that really matter. But hey, if a little spritz of le male ultra male makes ya feel good, then go for it, I say. Just don’t overdo it, alright? Nobody likes a man who smells too strong. Like that time Billy Johnson put on too much of his daddy’s aftershave and nearly knocked everyone out at the church social. Just a little dab will do ya. A little dab of that le male ultra male or that le male le parfum, whichever one ya choose.
