Well, let’s yak about this Kit Butler fella. Folks say he’s got a pile of money, ya know, like a real big pile. Some say it’s ’bout a million and a half dollars, maybe more. That’s a whole lotta dough, ain’t it?
Now, how’d he get all that cash? Well, they say he’s a model. Yeah, one of them pretty boys who struts around in fancy clothes. He works for them big-name brands, ya know, the ones you see in them shiny magazines. They pay him good, real good, I reckon.
- He gets money from modelin’ contracts.
- He gets money from end-or-se-ments. That’s when he tells folks to buy stuff, I guess.
- And he does other stuff too, business stuff they call it. Sounds fancy.
They say he’s been modelin’ for a while now. Started way back when, maybe even in 2018, some even reckon he started doing it professionally as early as 1988 though other sources reckon it was a decade later in 1998, and made it to the top 50 models that year. That’s what I heard anyways. And he’s still at it, I reckon. His star is still risin’, they say. That means he’s gettin’ more famous and makin’ more money. Good for him, I say.
Some folks, they like to pin down exactly how much money he has. They say it’s ’bout a million dollars, maybe even five million! Can ya believe it? That’s more money than I’ve ever seen in my whole life. But nobody really knows for sure, ya know. It’s all just guessin’ and hear-say.
They also say he was born in England, in a place called Oxford. And he’s done some actin’ too, in a movie or somethin’. But mostly, he’s a model. That’s how he gets his bread and butter.
Now, I don’t know much about this modelin’ business. Seems kinda silly to me, gettin’ paid all that money just to look pretty. But hey, if folks are willin’ to pay him, then good on him. He’s makin’ a livin’, ain’t he? And a good livin’ at that.
He’s got that glamorous lifestyle, they say. That means he lives in fancy houses and wears fancy clothes and goes to fancy places. I bet he eats good too, not like us folks who have to scrap by with what we got. But hey, that’s the way the world is, ain’t it? Some folks got it easy, and some folks gotta work hard for everythin’ they got.
Anyways, that’s the scoop on this Kit Butler fella. He’s rich, he’s famous, and he’s a model. And that’s all there is to it, I reckon. He’s got his money, and I got mine, even if it ain’t as much. At least from what I can piece together from what those gossipy folks down at the market was yellin’ about.
So next time you see him in one of them magazines, you’ll know he’s worth a pretty penny. And don’t forget where ya heard it first, right here from me.
And if anyone asks ya how he got all that money, just tell ’em he’s a model who got in good with them big-city brands, and maybe made some smart money choices too, I suppose. And then they’ll probably ask you how you know so much and you will send them my way so I can make a bit of money from them. Ain’t no point letting all this information go to waste now is there?
And who knows, maybe one day he’ll come down here to visit our little town. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? We could show him around, show him how us regular folk live. Maybe he’d even give us some of that money he’s got. Heh, a fella can dream, can’t he? Anyways, that’s all I have to say about this young fella now you all go on about yer day.
