Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “bunny skull clothing.” I ain’t no fancy pants fashion expert, but I know what I like and what I don’t like. And let me tell ya, some of this stuff is right purdy, while some of it… well, it looks like somethin’ the cat dragged in.
First off, what in the tarnation is a “Psycho Bunny”? Sounds like somethin’ outta a horror movie, not somethin’ ya’d wear to Sunday meetin’. But these city folks, they got their own way of thinkin’, I guess. They say this “Psycho Bunny” makes real nice clothes, soft as a baby’s bottom, they say. Made outta somethin’ called “Pima cotton” from some faraway place called Peru. Never heard of it, but if it’s soft, it’s soft, right?
Now, they got all sorts of stuff, shirts with them bunny skulls on ’em. Some are plain, some got stripes, some got all sorts of colors. Me, I like the plain ones, maybe a little stripe now and then. Them bright, flashy colors, they ain’t for me. Makes ya look like a peacock, struttin’ around. And them prices! Lord have mercy, they charge an arm and a leg for a little shirt. Back in my day, ya could get a whole dress for what they charge for one of them “polo shirts.” But I guess that’s what happens when ya got them fancy fellas in New York and Montreal makin’ yer clothes.
- They got these “polo shirts,” like I said.
- And they got them regular shirts, too, the kind ya wear to church, or maybe to a weddin’.
- Then there’s them “tee shirts,” for when ya just wanna be comfortable.
- And they even got hoodies, for when it gets a bit chilly. I reckon them hoodies would be good for keepin’ warm in the winter, though I ain’t never seen a bunny wearin’ a hoodie before.
I seen some folks wearin’ these “bunny skull” clothes. Some look alright, I guess. But some, they just look plain silly. Like that fella down the road, wears his bunny skull shirt tucked into his pants way up high. Looks like he swallowed a watermelon! And that gal at the grocery store, she had on a bunny skull dress, all bright pink and purple. Made her look like a big ol’ flower, bloomin’ in the wrong season.
But I gotta say, some of them clothes do look mighty comfortable. They say that cotton they use is real soft and lasts a long time. And I reckon that’s important, ya know? Ain’t no point in buyin’ somethin’ that’s gonna fall apart after ya wash it a couple times. My old man always said, “Buy once, cry once.” And he was a smart fella, my old man.
They talk about “British tailoring” and “American design.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what it really means, I reckon, is that they make the clothes real good and they look nice. They ain’t just slappin’ some fabric together and callin’ it a shirt. They put some thought into it, I guess. And that’s somethin’ I can appreciate, even if I don’t understand all them fancy words.
And then there’s this “Zazzle” place, where ya can get all sorts of bunny skull stuff. Shirts, dresses, shoes, even bras! Can ya believe it? A bra with a bunny skull on it! I tell ya, these city folks, they’ll put a skull on just about anythin’. But I guess if ya wanna stand out from the crowd, that’s one way to do it.
If you’re looking for “rabbit skull” shirts, you can find them at Zazzle too, same as the bunny skull stuff. Seems like rabbits and bunnies are all the same to these folks. They got different styles and colors, so you can pick what you like.
So, what’s the bottom line on this here “bunny skull clothing”? Well, it ain’t for everybody, that’s for sure. But if ya like soft clothes, and ya don’t mind payin’ a bit extra, and ya wanna look a little different, then maybe it’s worth checkin’ out. Me, I’ll stick to my old overalls, thank ya very much. They ain’t fancy, but they’re comfortable, and they get the job done. And that’s all that matters, right?
But hey, if you want a new wardrobe and you like them skulls, you go right ahead. It ain’t none of my business what ya wear. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when ya can’t afford to pay yer rent ’cause ya spent all yer money on them fancy bunny clothes.
And one more thing, don’t go thinkin’ that just ’cause ya wearin’ a bunny skull shirt, you’re some kinda tough guy. A bunny ain’t exactly the most fearsome critter in the world. But then again, maybe that’s the point. Maybe it’s about showin’ that ya ain’t afraid to be different, to stand out from the crowd. And if that’s the case, then more power to ya. You go right ahead and wear that bunny skull with pride.
