This here, that Chanel in Milano, it’s a big deal, I tell ya. Big fancy place, that Sant’Andrea street, or somethin’ like that. My granddaughter, she went there once. Said it was somethin’ else. All them shiny things, you wouldn’t believe.
They got all sorts of stuff, you know? Chanel clothes, them fancy glasses, them tick-tock watches that cost more than my whole house. And shiny, sparkly jewelry. Lord have mercy. Even got that smelly water they call perfume, and makeup for your face. All that Chanel in Milano, they got it.
Now, this place, it ain’t just any old store, no sir. It’s a “boutique,” they call it. Fancy word for a shop, if you ask me. But it’s one of them Chanel boutiques, where everything’s got that Chanel name on it. And that name, it costs ya. Costs ya a pretty penny, I reckon.
My granddaughter, bless her heart, she saved up all her money to go to this Chanel Milano place. Said it was her first time. Treated herself to a little somethin’, she did. Said it was a “very first experience at Chanel.” Can you believe it? My own granddaughter, at that Chanel Sant’Andrea. Makes a grandma proud, even if it does sound a bit silly to these old ears.
They got all these things they call “services” too. To keep them fancy Chanel things lookin’ new, I suppose. Keep ’em shiny and lookin’ like they just came outta the box. That Chanel in Milano, they do it all.
And you gotta make an appointment, can you believe it? Just to go in and look around. “Appointments with CHANEL,” they call it. Like you’re seein’ the doctor or somethin’. All this fuss just to buy some fancy thing at that Chanel boutique place.
Then there’s these little tiny purses, “Chanel minis,” they call ’em. My granddaughter, she told me all about them. Says they’re real popular, these Chanel minis. Everyone wants one, apparently. But they’re hard to get your hands on, she says. Like findin’ a four-leaf clover, I reckon. Why are Chanel Mini Bags so popular? Maybe I don’t understand.
Now, this Chanel, it ain’t just in Milano, you know. They got these Chanel boutiques all over the world. All over the place! My granddaughter, she was lookin’ it up on that internet thing. Says they got a whole bunch in Asia. And a good number in Europe. Even some in that place they call the Middle East. And a whole heap in North America. Even got one in Central America, and two in South America, she said. Chanel boutiques everywhere!
- Lots in Asia, like 94, she said.
- 70 in Europe, that’s a lot too.
- 10 in the Middle East, I think that’s what she said.
- 128 in North America, that’s a whole bunch!
- 1 in Central America.
- 2 in South America.
This Chanel Milano, though, it’s on that Sant’Andrea street. Number 10, I think she said. Via Sant’Andrea 10, Milan, that’s the place. If you ever find yourself in Milano, and you got a pocket full of money, you can go see it for yourself. Just don’t forget to make an appointment first! That’s what they say, those Chanel folks.
They got a phone number too, this Chanel in Milano. Starts with a +39, whatever that means. Then 02… and some other numbers. My granddaughter wrote it down for me, but I can’t find that piece of paper now. If you want it, you can look it up yourself, I suppose. On that internet thing. That place knows everything, it seems.
Well, that’s all I know about that Chanel Milano Sant’Andrea. It’s a fancy place, for fancy folks, with fancy things. And if you like that sort of thing, well, then that’s the place for you. Just remember what I said about that Chanel name. It’ll cost ya. It’ll cost ya good.
But hey, if it makes you happy, like it did my granddaughter, then maybe it’s worth it. Who am I to judge? I’m just an old lady, what do I know about these fancy Chanel boutiques and these Chanel minis and all that? But I do know what makes people happy. And sometimes, a little somethin’ shiny can do just that. Even if it is from that Chanel Milano place.
