Alright, let’s talk about that Nicole Richie hair. You know, the fancy kind you see on them TV shows? Yeah, that one.
I ain’t no fancy hairdresser, mind you....
Alright, alright, let’s chew the fat about them Korean movie stars and all that fixing-up they do. You know, the nose jobs, the eye stuff, all that jazz. Folks...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this shampoo, the kind they call “Kirkland Signature Moisture Shampoo.” I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what works...
Alright, let’s talk about this VGC thing. Folks keep throwin’ it around, and I figured, heck, let me try and make sense of it for ya. You know, like...
Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here hunter green handbag thing, ya hear? Don’t you go thinkin’ this is some fancy-pants talk, ’cause it ain’t....
Alright, let’s gab about this YSL Large Envelope Bag, you know, the one all them fancy city gals are totin’ around. I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you, just...