Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here Phantom Parfum Intense. Don’t know what all them fancy words mean, but I know what smells good, ya hear?
So, this here...
Alright, let’s talk about that Nicole Richie hair. You know, the fancy kind you see on them TV shows? Yeah, that one.
I ain’t no fancy hairdresser, mind you....