Well, let me tell you ’bout this gal, Shandi, from that America’s Next Top Model show. You know, the one where they try to make regular girls into fancy...
Alright, so you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ yourself a fancy bag, huh? One of them Loo-ee Vitton ones. Heard they’re real popular with the city folk. Now, there’s two that...
Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this celeb eggplant thing. I ain’t no fancy writer, mind you, but I’ll tell it like it is, plain and simple, like...
Alright, so I’ve been seeing stuff online, hearing people chat about, you know, “gray sweat pants bulge.” Sounds like a whole thing, apparently.
But lemme...