So yesterday morning I was scrolling through my feed when this photo of Spielberg’s yacht popped up – you know, that massive 100-meter beast called Seven Seas. Got me wondering where it’s parked right now. Grabbed my coffee and started digging.
The Wild Goose Chase
First thing I did was check those celebrity yacht tracking accounts. Dead ends everywhere – either outdated or paywalled. Typical. Even tried searching recent paparazzi shots of Spielberg himself thinking that’d give clues. Nothing fresh beyond last month’s Italian cruise photos.
Almost gave up till I remembered that satellite site everyone uses for ship spotting. Pulled it up and hunted for Seven Seas. Bingo! There it was – anchor symbol floating off Corsica near France. But then I noticed the data was like 12 hours old. Useless for real-time location.
Breakthrough in the Weirdest Place
Went down a rabbit hole checking French marina websites. Wasted two hours until my phone buzzed – it was Dave, this yacht geek I met at a boat show last year. Sent me a TikTok link shot just three hours earlier. Some kid was filming sunset from Calvi Harbor and guess what’s chilling in the background? Spielberg’s entire floating mansion with that distinct dark blue hull!
Rewound that clip like ten times. Zoomed in until I spotted the helipad and curved stern that’s totally unique to Seven Seas. Checked against my old screenshots – 100% match. Even saw crew members moving around on deck wearing those navy uniforms Spielberg’s staff always wear.
Putting It Together
Cross-referenced with wind patterns and port schedules:
- Corsica makes perfect sense – he summered there back in ’23
- Calvi’s got the deep-water berths for mega-yachts
- Zero cruise ships docking there this week means privacy
Smacked my desk when it clicked – that’s why all the paparazzi shots dried up. Remote location + no big events = perfect billionaire hideout. Betting he’s prepping for his daughter’s birthday next week. Always does these low-key family trips mid-July.
The Verdict
As of yesterday evening? Seven Seas is definitely anchored in Calvi, Corsica. Told my wife this at dinner and she just rolled her eyes – “You spent six hours tracking a rich guy’s boat?” Yeah honey, but at least next time someone asks, I won’t be guessing!
