Man, you hear about places like Bernard Arnault’s home, and it kinda gets you thinking, doesn’t it? Like, what’s the deal with these giant houses? I was curious, not gonna lie.

So, I went down this rabbit hole one afternoon, just looking at pictures of these super fancy pads. Not his specifically, just the whole billionaire lifestyle thing. You see these sprawling estates, private islands, the works. Supposed to be inspiring, I guess.
My Own ‘Luxury’ Experience
But honestly, it just made me think about my own situation back then. Talk about a contrast! I was stuck in this tiny apartment, and the landlord? Oh boy, he was something else. A real character, and not in a good way.
I remember this one time, the heating conked out. Dead of winter. I mean, freezing. I called the guy, sent messages, emails, you name it. Silence. Crickets. For days, I’m telling you, days!
So there I was, wrapped up like a burrito in every blanket I owned, scrolling through pictures of some palace with probably gold-plated toilets, while my own place felt like an icebox. ‘Aspirational,’ my foot. It just made me more ticked off about my useless radiator and the guy who was supposed to fix it.
Guess what? I ended up having to sort it out myself. Spent hours on those DIY video sites, ordered some bits and pieces online. Nearly caused a mini-flood, but hey, I got the heat back on. The landlord? Not a peep. No ‘thank you,’ no nothing. Probably would’ve tried to bill me for it if he’d known.

So yeah, Bernard Arnault’s home. I bet it’s got fantastic heating. Probably never has to worry about a leaky faucet either. Me? I’m just happy my current place has a decent landlord who actually picks up the phone. That’s my kind of luxury these days. After that whole radiator drama, ‘things that just work’ became my new benchmark. Forget infinity pools; I’m all about a reliable boiler.