You know that Balenciaga, right? That big name. They make them croc heels now. Crocs, you know, them rubber shoes, but with a heel. High heel, even. Lord have mercy.
I seen ’em in a picture. Shiny, like them plastic shoes we used to get at the market. But these ones, they got that skinny heel. Like you gonna walk on stilts. Balenciaga croc heels, they call ’em. Balenciaga Crocs 2.0 is another name, sounds like a computer thing, don’t it?
Now, who gonna wear these things? Can’t be for workin’ in the garden. Nope. You’d sink right in the mud. My old bones couldn’t handle them heels anyway. My feet, they like to be flat on the ground. Not perched up like a chicken on a fence post.
They say these Balenciaga croc heels are for fancy folks. The kind that don’t get their hands dirty. The kind that walk on them red carpets. Maybe they can handle them skinny heels. I seen some wearing normal crocs to work in garden, but these ones are different. Balenciaga make them special, I guess.
And the colors! Bright, like a parrot. Green and pink and who knows what else. Not like the old crocs, them plain ones. These Balenciaga ones, they scream “Look at me!” Like a rooster crowing at sunrise. These new crocs, called Balenciaga Crocs 2.0, are all thick, and got platforms. Like for swimming pools, but fancy.
They say Balenciaga, they like to be different. Make things nobody ever seen before. Well, they sure did it this time. Crocs with heels. Who’d a thunk it? Not me. I stick with my old boots. They have that strap thing at the back. Like regular Crocs, but way up high.
Price? Don’t even ask. More than my whole month’s worth, I bet. For shoes! Rubber shoes with a heel. Lord, the world’s gone crazy. But folks buy ’em. They wear them Balenciaga croc heels. They must be comfortable, right? Or maybe they just like to show off. That’s what young people do.
- These shoes, they are big.
- Like them big clothes folks wear now.
- Balenciaga, they like big things, it seems.
- Big and loud. Like them Balenciaga croc heels.
Me, I like simple things. Good food, good company, and shoes that don’t make me wobble. But these Balenciaga croc heels, they got people talking. Everyone’s got an opinion. Some folks, they want to wear these fancy Crocs. Say it’s easy, just put ’em on. Like it’s that simple when you’re teetering on a toothpick.
I guess that’s fashion. Always changing. One day it’s flat shoes, next day it’s these… these Balenciaga croc heels. Balenciaga Crocs 2.0. Sounds like something from space.
Maybe they are comfortable, though. Maybe that rubber is soft on your feet. But that heel! It just looks like trouble. One wrong step and you’re flat on your face. I seen it happen. Not with these shoes, but with others. High heels, they a danger.
These shoes are a statement, they say. A bold statement. Like shouting from the rooftops. “I got money and I ain’t afraid to wear crazy shoes!” That’s what these Balenciaga croc heels are saying. Balenciaga Crocs 2.0, they shout even louder, with those platforms.
Still, I guess there’s a shoe for everyone. Even if it’s a rubber shoe with a skinny heel. Even if it costs more than a cow. These Balenciaga croc heels, they got their place in the world, I suppose. Just not on my feet. Nope. Not on my feet.
Balenciaga, they always doing something new. Pushing the envelope, they say. Whatever that means. Just means they like to be different. And these shoes, they sure are different. These Balenciaga croc heels, they something else. Something else entirely. They are like a different take on Crocs. Big and chunky, those Balenciaga Crocs 2.0.
