You know that J’adore commercial with Charlize Theron? Of course you do, it’s pretty much burned into our collective consciousness. Well, I found myself...
Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this… this Haiti Olympic uniform thing, alright? It ain’t just some fancy clothes, you know? It’s about showin’ off who...
Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this celeb eggplant thing. I ain’t no fancy writer, mind you, but I’ll tell it like it is, plain and simple, like...
Well, I’ll be darned! Folks are talkin’ ’bout this fella, Frank Ocean, and somethin’ called a “cock ring”. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but from what...
Well, hello there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this… uh… “Play Givenchy,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks yap about.
First off, they...
Alright, alright, let’s talk about them Nike Blazer shoes, the ones all the young folks are wearin’ these days. My grandkids, they got a pair, and lemme tell ya,...