Well, I’ll be darned! Folks are talkin’ ’bout this fella, Frank Ocean, and somethin’ called a “cock ring”. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but from what I gather, it’s a piece of jewelry, kinda like a ring, but not for your finger, ya hear? This ain’t somethin’ we gossiped about down at the church social, that’s for sure!
This Frank fella, he’s got himself a fancy brand, calls it “Homer”. Sounds like somethin’ my grandpappy woulda named his mule, but hey, what do I know? Anyways, this Homer brand, they went and made this cock ring, and not just any ol’ cock ring, mind you. This thing’s made of gold, 18-karat gold, they say. Can you believe that? Gold! That’s the stuff they used to make them fancy watches the rich folks wore back in the day.
Now, I ain’t seen this thing with my own eyes, but they say it’s big, they call it “XXXL H-Bone Ring”. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a butcher shop, not a jewelry store. And get this, it costs a whopping $25,000! Twenty-five thousand dollars! That’s more money than most folks around here see in a lifetime. You could buy a whole lotta chickens with that kinda cash, I tell ya!
- They say Frank, he put a picture of it on somethin’ called “Instagram”. I ain’t got no fancy phone or nothin’, so I wouldn’t know. But folks tell me it’s a picture of somebody wearin’ it, though they blurred out the important parts, if you catch my drift. Seems kinda scandalous to me, but then again, these city folks, they do things differently.
- And it ain’t just the ring, no sirree. This Homer brand, they got other stuff too. Pendants, earrings, keychains… all that fancy stuff. But seems like this cock ring is what got everyone talkin’. I reckon that’s what they wanted, stirrin’ up all this fuss.
I heard tell some folks are actually buyin’ this thing. Can you imagine? Spendin’ that kinda money on somethin’ like that? Must be nice to have money to burn, I guess. Me? I’d rather spend it on somethin’ practical, like a new set of pots and pans, or maybe a good pair of work boots.
This whole thing just goes to show ya, the world’s a changin’. Folks are doin’ things, buyin’ things, talkin’ ’bout things that I just can’t wrap my head around. But hey, as long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I reckon it’s their business. Still, I can’t help but chuckle to myself. A $25,000 gold cock ring… it’s a crazy world, ain’t it?
So, there you have it. That’s the story of this Frank Ocean and his fancy cock ring, as best as I can tell it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They ain’t wearin’ no gold, but they lay good eggs, and that’s good enough for me.
And one more thing before I go, they say in them fancy places this cock ring costs somethin’ like P1,491,461. I ain’t know what kinda money that is but it sure sounds like a lot! It’s more than you’d pay for a good used truck, that’s for sure. And lord knows what you’d do with it on the farm! Probably wouldn’t be much use for milkin’ cows or fixin’ fences, I’ll tell you that much. Anyway, it just goes to show ya, there’s all sorts of things folks are willin’ to spend their money on these days.
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