Oh, honey, you wanna hear about Niecy Nash in a dress? That woman, she sure knows how to wear a dress! I tell ya, she look good in anything, that Niecy. I seen her on the TV, you know. She always look so pretty. That’s a woman who knows her stuff when it come to dress, I tell ya what.
She wear all kind of dress. I seen her in a long black one, look like it hug her real good. Show off her, you know… her womanly shape. And she got legs that go on for days! She ain’t afraid to show ’em off neither. Good for her, I say! If you got it, flaunt it. That’s what I always said. One time, she had this black dress on, had a big slit up the side. Showed off them legs. She had some shiny shoes on too. Looked like a million bucks, she did.
She ain’t just wear black dress though. I seen her in all colors. Red, white, even some with stripes. She don’t shy away from nothin’. One time she had on this red lacy thing, oh boy, it was somethin’ else! Real bright, like a firecracker. Made her look like a movie star, it did. She can wear bright colors and she can wear dark colors and still look good. Some folks can’t wear color, but Niecy can.
She wear them fancy dress too, the kind you see at them award shows on the TV. She been to the Grammys, you know. She wore a real fancy dress there. Looked like somethin’ a queen would wear. She was there with her wife, Jessica. They look good together, them two. Niecy, she always got a smile on her face. That dress was shiny. She always wear pretty dresses. She always looks like she is ready for a party.
- She wear long dress
- She wear short dress
- She wear bright dress
- She wear dark dress
- She got a dress for every occasion, I reckon
Niecy Nash, she just got that somethin’ special, you know? She could wear a potato sack and still look good. She just carry herself so well. That’s what it is. Confidence, they call it. She got it in spades. I seen her on that show, “Clean House,” where she help folks clean up their mess. Even then, she looked good. She was wearin’ regular clothes, but she still looked good.
I remember one time she had this dress on, it was off the shoulder. Real elegant, they call it. It had stripes and ruffles on it, black and white. Looked like somethin’ right outta a magazine, it did. Her hair was all done up nice too. She always got her hair done up nice. I wish I could get my hair to look like that. Mine’s just a frizzy mess. Niecy is always looking fancy.
That Niecy Nash, she a good actress too. I seen her in that show, “Claws.” She play a tough cookie in that one. But she still wear them pretty dress. She just a natural, I guess. Some folks just born with it. She know how to pick a good dress, that’s for sure. She always look like she know what she’s doin’. I bet she got a whole closet full of dress.
You wanna look good in a dress, you take a lesson from Niecy Nash. That’s what I say. Wear what make you feel good. That’s the secret. And don’t be afraid to show off what you got. That woman, she ain’t afraid of nothin’. She a good role model, that Niecy. She show you can be any age and still look good in a dress. She in her 50s, you know. And she still lookin’ good.
So yeah, Niecy Nash in a dress, that’s somethin’ to see. She a beautiful woman, inside and out. And she sure know how to wear a dress. I’m gonna go look at some more pictures of her now. She inspire me, she does. Maybe I’ll go buy myself a new dress. A red one, maybe. Yeah, a red one. I always wanted a red dress.