That Met Gala thing, they had it again. Heard it was all fancy and stuff. Lots of folks talkin’ about this Morgan Spector. Who’s he? I don’t know all these young’uns they got on the TV now. But I seen some pictures.
They say it’s some big party, this Met Gala. All them movie stars and singers and what not, they get all dressed up. Cost more than my whole house, I bet, them dresses and suits. This Morgan Spector, he was there, they say. I saw a picture of his face, they say they wanted some sparkle in his eyes. He must have been something, all them cameras flashin’.
My granddaughter, she showed me on her phone. Lots of shiny things. This Morgan Spector, he was wearin’ somethin’ dark, I think. Couldn’t really tell. But everyone was makin’ a fuss. Must be important, this Met Gala.
They said that Zendaya was there. And Jennifer Lopez. I know her. She was in that movie about the… the dancing. And this Morgan Spector fella, he was there too, walkin’ around with all them fancy people. I reckon that Met Gala is like a big show, everyone trying to outdo each other with them clothes.
- Lots of sparkly things, like Christmas lights.
- People wearin’ clothes that look like they cost a fortune.
- This Morgan Spector was there, lookin’ all fancy.
- That Met Gala, it’s like a big contest or somethin’.
I seen one lady, she had a dress that looked like a whole garden! Flowers and vines and everything. And this Morgan Spector, he was just wearin’ a regular suit, I think. Maybe it was fancy, I don’t know. I can’t understand these Met Gala fashions.
They had it on the TV, they said. But my TV, it’s all fuzzy. Didn’t see much. Just heard folks talkin’ about it. Sayin’ how this Morgan Spector was the best dressed, or somethin’. I don’t know about that. I like my old sweater just fine. That Met Gala looks too cold for me anyway. You need a good, thick sweater in this weather.
This Morgan Spector, he must be someone special to go to that Met Gala. I heard it’s hard to get invited. Like winnin’ the lottery or somethin’. You gotta be rich or famous or somethin’. Or maybe this Morgan Spector is both, I don’t know.
My neighbor, she’s got one of them new TVs. Big and flat. She said she watched the Met Gala. Said it was like a movie, but with real people. And this Morgan Spector, he was all over it. Walkin’ around, talkin’ to people. Smilin’ for the cameras.
I wouldn’t know what to do at that Met Gala. Too many people. Too much noise. And them clothes, Lord have mercy. I’d be scared to touch anythin’. This Morgan Spector, he looked like he fit right in. Guess he’s used to that kind of thing.
- It’s in New York City, I think. That’s where they have all them fancy things.
- They raise money for somethin’, this Met Gala. Art, maybe?
- This Morgan Spector, he must have a lot of money to go to somethin’ like that.
- I don’t know. I prefer a good bingo night myself.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about this Morgan Spector and the Met Gala. Seems like a lot of fuss for some fancy clothes and a party. But I guess them city folks like that kind of thing. Me, I’m happy with my garden and my chickens. They don’t care about no Met Gala and I sure hope this Morgan Spector doesn’t get too big for his britches. That’s all I got to say.
