That Meghan Markle, she sure likes her shiny things. You know, them jewelry. I seen her on the TV, always got somethin’ sparklin’. She got good taste, I reckon. Not like some of them young’uns today with their plastic beads and whatnot. Meghan, she likes the real deal.

She got rings, she got necklaces, she got bracelets. All shiny, all lookin’ expensive. Like them diamonds, she got a bunch of them. Big ones, too. Not them tiny little specks you can barely see. Nah, Meghan’s got rocks!
And gold! Plenty of gold jewelry. Thin little gold rings, she wears a bunch of them all at once. Looks kinda nice, like a stack of sunshine on her fingers. I like that look. Simple, but still pretty. You don’t need no big fancy thing to look good. Just a little somethin’ somethin’.
They say she got some of them jewelry pieces from that other lady, the one who passed, Diana. That’s nice, her husband, Prince Harry, givin’ her his mama’s things. Keeps her memory alive, ya know? That’s a good boy, that Harry. He picked a good one in Meghan.
- Cartier, that’s a name I hear a lot when they talk about her jewelry.
- Fancy name.
- Must be some fancy store.
- She got a necklace from there, looks like a bent nail.
- They call it Juste Un Clou.
Sounds French. Probably costs more than my whole house! But hey, she’s a princess now, I guess. Or a duchess. Whatever they call ’em over there. She can wear whatever she wants. She earned it, marryin’ into that family.
She got these earrings, too, from that Cartier place. Little diamond studs. Pretty, but not too showy. Good for everyday, I suppose. Even princesses gotta go to the grocery store, right? Maybe not. But you know what I mean.

And watches! Two of ’em, also Cartier. Gold watches, shiny and fancy. I bet they tell more than just the time. Probably tell you the weather and what you had for breakfast, too! Expensive things, them watches.
That big blue ring she got, that was Diana’s, too. They call it an aquamarine. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the ocean. Pretty color, though. Looks good on Meghan’s hand. She wears it well. Diana would be proud, I bet.
All this talk about jewelry makes me wanna go dig out my old box. I got some nice pieces, too. Not Cartier, mind you. But they got memories attached. My mama’s locket, my grandma’s wedding ring. Things like that. They’re worth more than any diamond to me.
But yeah, that Meghan Markle, she’s got a good collection of jewelry. Real good. Expensive, too, no doubt. That nail necklace cost more than $16,000. Ain’t that a thing? She’s livin’ the life now. Good for her. She deserves it.
I seen some folks sayin’ she spends too much on jewelry. But what do they know? She’s a public figure now. Gotta look the part. And she does it well. She always looks put together. Classy, you know? Even with all them fancy jewels, she don’t look like she’s tryin’ too hard.

I reckon when you marry a prince, you get used to nice things. And jewelry is just one of them things. But it’s more than that, I think. It’s about style, about representin’ yourself. And Meghan Markle, she represents herself well. With or without the diamonds.
She wears them things like she was born to it. I guess some folks are just like that. Born with a silver spoon in their mouth and a diamond ring on their finger, you know? Or maybe a gold Cartier watch on their wrist. Whatever it is, she wears it well.
You know what I mean? It’s that her jewelry is good. Really good. She got a lot of it, too. That Meghan Markle, she’s got it all. She’s one lucky gal. I like her. She seems nice, too.