Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Lazaro Hernandez. I ain’t no fancy pants, but I can tell ya a thing or two. Heard tell he’s a big shot in the fashion world. Fashion, mind you! Like them clothes city folks wear, all them fancy things.

Now, this Lazaro, he ain’t alone in this. He’s got a partner, Jack McCollough. Sounds like a couple of fellas who done went to some fancy school, Parsons School of Design, they call it. Learned all about threads and such. Started this thing called Proenza Schouler back in, what was it, 2002? A long time ago, that’s for sure. Been at it ever since, makin’ dresses and such for them ladies in the city.
These two, Jack and Lazaro, they ain’t just business partners, ya know. They’re like, a couple. Been together a long time, they say. Imagine that! Workin’ together and livin’ together. Must be tough sometimes, figgerin’ out where the work stops and the livin’ starts. I tell ya, workin’ on the farm with my old man was hard enough, but at least we got to go home to separate beds!
This Proenza Schouler, it’s a big deal, I reckon. Folks in the city, they go crazy for it. Heard tell even that Anna Wintour lady, she likes their stuff. She’s the big boss lady of fashion, ya know. If she likes it, it must be good, or somethin’. She even had these fellas on some show, The Fashion Fund, they called it. Like a competition for fancy clothes.
- Lazaro and Jack started Proenza Schouler in 2002.
- They met at Parsons School of Design.
- They’re a couple, not just partners.
- Anna Wintour likes their stuff.
- They were on a show called The Fashion Fund.
This Lazaro guy, he seems alright. Workin’ hard, makin’ them fancy clothes. It ain’t my cup of tea, but I can appreciate a hard worker. Reminds me of my old man, workin’ the fields from sunup to sundown. Different kind of work, sure, but the same kinda spirit, I reckon.
So, there you have it. Lazaro Hernandez, one half of Proenza Schouler. A fashion fella, a partner, and a fella who ain’t afraid of hard work, even if it’s just makin’ pretty dresses. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They ain’t wearin’ no Proenza Schouler, but they need feedin’ just the same. And let me tell ya, chickens ain’t as complicated as them fashion folks, that’s for sure!

And another thing, it’s funny how things work. Here I am, talkin’ about some city slicker makin’ fancy clothes, and I’m out here in my overalls, same as I always been. But hey, the world needs all kinds, I guess. Them folks in the city, they need their pretty dresses, and we need our food. It’s all connected, somehow.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. Lazaro Hernandez, Proenza Schouler, fashion, and all that jazz. Hope ya learned somethin’, even if it was just how an old lady talks about things she don’t quite understand. Just remember, hard work is hard work, no matter what you’re makin’, be it dresses or chickens.
One more thing before I go, I heard that there’s even another fella named Lazaro Hernandez, a photographer! Can you believe it? Two fellas with the same name, doin’ completely different things. This world is a funny place, I tell ya. But I’m talkin’ about the fashion one, the Proenza Schouler fella. Just so we’re clear.
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