That Gal Gadot, she sure likes her black clothes. I seen her in pictures, all dressed up. Black this, black that. She’s a pretty one, that Gal Gadot.
One time, she had on this shiny black dress, kinda looked like that slick, oily stuff they use on the roads. It was tight, showed off her shape. And shoes! Black and pointy, like a witch’s hat, but for her feet. She was at some fancy thing for that Netflix, I reckon. They call it “Tudum” or somethin’. Sounds silly to me. She had some black things on her wrists, too. Looked like them superhero things. She was Wonder Woman, you know.
She knows how to wear black, that one. Makes her look all fancy and important. Like them movie stars. She is a movie star, I guess. A big one, too. Seen her face on them big posters in town. That Gal Gadot black, it’s her thing, I suppose.
Another time, she had on a black skirt, but it was all poofy, like them skirts them fancy ladies wore in them old-timey pictures. Leather, they call it. She was the Evil Queen in some movie, they said. Evil Queen, huh? But she sure looked good in that black skirt.
- She likes black pants, too. Skinny ones. Makes her legs look long.
- Sometimes she wears a white jacket thing with them black pants. Looks sharp.
- She’s been on that Vogue magazine. All in black, lookin’ all serious and model-like.
Gal Gadot, she’s from over there, across the ocean. Middle East, they call it. She eats that Mediterranean food. Lots of vegetables and that olive oil stuff. Says she eats food like it’s fuel. Keeps her strong, I guess. She’s a tough one. Did that Army stuff, you know. She knows how to fight. They say she has a black belt. Karate and some other thing called Krav Maga. She knows how to use her fists. Probably why she got to be Wonder Woman.
She likes her black outfits, that Gal Gadot. Even when she’s all sparkly, at them fancy award shows, she’s got some black on. Like that time she was at the Oscars, all covered in diamonds. Still had that black on somewhere. Or at them movie things, she’ll wear a black suit, like a man’s, but fancier. She looks good in it. Boss lady, that’s what they call it. HBIC. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds important.
That Gal Gadot black is her style, I reckon. Makes her look all powerful and stuff. She’s a pretty lady, that Gal Gadot. And she sure knows how to wear black. She wears it a lot. I seen it in all them pictures. Black dresses, black pants, black skirts, even black suits. She always looks good, though.
She’s got dark hair, too, that Gal Gadot. Maybe that’s why she likes black so much. Matches her hair. She’s always smiling, though. Even in them black outfits. She seems like a nice lady. For a movie star, anyways.
They say she’s 37. Don’t look it, though. She looks younger. Must be all them vegetables she eats. And that fightin’ she knows how to do. Keeps her in shape. Good for her. That Gal Gadot black, it looks good on her, no matter how old she is. She knows how to dress, that one. She looks like she knows what she’s doing. She sure makes that black look good. It takes a special kind of lady to pull off all that black all the time. She does it, though. That Gal Gadot, she’s somethin’ else. And she’s a good Wonder Woman.
She sure turns heads, as they say. Makes people look. All that black, it’s eye-catching. She knows what she’s doing, that Gal Gadot. I reckon she likes it, too. Else she wouldn’t wear it all the time. That’s my guess, anyways.
Well, I suppose that’s all I got to say about that Gal Gadot black stuff. She likes it, she looks good in it, and that’s that. She’s a pretty lady, and she knows how to wear her clothes.
