Yo, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Yeezy shoes, them Drose ones. They’re all the rage these days, I hear. All the young folks, they’re wearin’ ’em. Cost a pretty penny, too, I reckon. More than I ever spent on shoes in my whole life, that’s for sure!
This Yeezy Drose, it ain’t just a shoe, ya see. It’s like, a big deal. Like them fancy handbags the city folks carry. Why they so popular? Well, I don’t rightly know all the reasons. They got this fella, what’s his name… Kanye? Yeah, Kanye somethin’. He’s a big shot, I guess. Makes music and all that. These Yeezys, they’re his thing. And that Drose fella, he plays that basketball, right?
They say this Kanye, he thinks he’s somethin’ special. Calls himself Yeezus. Like, he’s some kinda god or somethin’. Thinks he’s the best at that rappin’ music. Well, I don’t listen to that kinda stuff, myself. Give me a good old country tune any day. But the young folks, they eat it up. They love this Kanye and his Yeezy Drose shoes.
Now, these shoes, they ain’t cheap. Nope. Cost more than a week’s worth of groceries, I bet. And they get even more ‘spensive later on. Somethin’ ’bout demand. Lots of folks want ’em, so the price goes up. Just like them limited edition dresses. It’s crazy, I tell ya! Supply and demand, that’s what they call it, I think.
They say it’s ’cause of how they market ’em. Make ’em seem real special. Like you ain’t nobody unless you got a pair of these Yeezy Drose on your feet. And they look kinda fancy, I guess. All sleek and whatnot. Not my style, but I can see why the young’uns like ’em. But still, that price! I just don’t get it.
I heard some folks, they buy these shoes and they don’t even wear ’em! They just keep ’em in a box. Think they’ll be worth a lot of money someday. Like them old collector plates. It’s like investin’, I suppose. Like buyin’ land or gold. Only it’s shoes. Yeezy Drose shoes. Who’d have thunk it?
- This Kanye guy, big music fella.
- Drose, he plays the basketball.
- Shoes are real ‘spensive.
- Lots of folks want ’em, price goes up.
- Some folks buy ’em and don’t even wear ’em!
I remember back in my day, we just wanted shoes that were sturdy. Shoes that would last. Didn’t matter what they looked like, long as they kept your feet dry and didn’t fall apart after a week. These days, it’s all about the looks. And the name. Gotta have them Yeezy Drose, or you ain’t cool. Times sure have changed.
I seen a young fella the other day, wearin’ a pair of these Yeezys. Bright red, they were. Stood out like a sore thumb. He was walkin’ around like he owned the place. All proud of his fancy shoes. I just shook my head. Kids these days.
If you ask me, it is all a bunch of malarkey. Spendin’ all that money on shoes. There’s better things to spend your money on, I say. Like food. Or a good roof over your head. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout this newfangled world. But that Yeezy Drose is surely somethin’ else, I gotta say.
They got all sorts of colors, too, I hear. Red, blue, green, even them shiny ones. Like a rainbow on your feet. And they all cost a fortune. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya. A crazy world. And them Yeezy Drose shoes, they’re right in the middle of it all.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ these shoes are bad. They’re probably real comfortable. And they probably last a long time, for that price, they better! But it’s just… a lot of money for somethin’ you put on your feet. Somethin’ that’s gonna get dirty and worn out eventually. No matter how much you pay for ’em.
But hey, if you got the money, and you want to spend it on Yeezy Drose, then who am I to judge? It’s your money. Do what you want with it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you’re broke and can’t afford to put food on the table. ‘Cause I’ll tell ya, “I told you so!” That’s what I’ll say. “I told you so!”
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say ’bout them Yeezy Drose shoes. They are somethin’ else. They are famous. They are expensive. You want them, you pay. It is that simple. It is all about that show off and that money, I think.
