Alright, let’s yak about this fella, Danny Harris. Now, I ain’t no scholar or nothin’, just a regular person talkin’ about what I see and hear. So, bear with me, okay?
First off, who the heck is this Danny Harris fella? Seems like some folks think he’s a big deal, callin’ him “the man, the myth, the legend.” Sounds mighty fancy to me. I reckon he musta done somethin’ important, or maybe he’s just real good at makin’ a fuss.
Now, I tried to snoop around a bit, you know, like peekin’ over the fence at the neighbor’s yard. Found some folks on the internet talkin’ ’bout him. Somethin’ called “podcasts” and “social media”. Don’t ask me what that means, sounds like a bunch of jibber-jabber to me. But they were sayin’ Danny this and Danny that. One fella even said Danny had a “giant heart.” Well, that’s nice, I guess. Hope he ain’t got no heart troubles though, that ain’t no good.
Then there’s this other Danny, Danny Trejo. People are callin’ him “the man, the myth, the legend,” too. Confusin’, ain’t it? Seems like there’s a whole lotta “legends” runnin’ around these days. This Danny Trejo fella, they say he’s got an “amazing life story.” Well, I bet he does. Most folks got a story to tell, if you just listen close enough.
- So, we got Danny Harris, the maybe-legend.
- And Danny Trejo, the other maybe-legend with the “giant heart.”
- And then there’s this Danny Hastings fella too, folks sayin’ “Everyone should know”. My goodness, so many Dannys!
I tell you what, it’s hard to keep track of all these folks. Makes my head spin faster than a weathervane in a tornado. But I reckon that’s just how things are these days. Everybody’s shoutin’ and hollerin’, tryin’ to get noticed. It’s a noisy world, that’s for sure.
Now, some folks were talkin’ about a “Danny Trejo Collection by Len Simon.” Sounds like fancy clothes or somethin’. I ain’t got no use for fancy clothes, give me a good pair of overalls any day. But I guess some folks like to dress up and look all spiffy. That’s their business, not mine.
Then there’s this “okayplayer” thing, whatever that is. They’re talkin’ about Danny Hastings. They also call him a “man” a “myth” a “legend”. Lord have mercy, how many more “legends” are there? It’s gettin’ hard to keep track of all these folks. Seems like everybody and their dog is a “legend” now. Makes you wonder what a real legend even is anymore.
I also saw somethin’ about “votes and comments.” Sounds like folks are arguin’ about somethin’, probably Danny Harris, Danny Trejo, Danny Hastings or who knows another Danny. People are always arguin’ about somethin’. Can’t we all just get along? That’s what I always say. But I guess some folks like a good fight. More power to ’em, I reckon.
Anyways, back to this Danny Harris fella. Or maybe it was Danny Trejo. Or even Danny Hastings, honestly, I’m plum confused now. All these Dannys are givin’ me a headache. But whoever he is, he seems to have made a mark on the world, or at least on the internet. And that’s somethin’, I guess. In this day and age, it seems like if you ain’t on the internet, you don’t even exist. Scary thought, ain’t it?
So, what’s the takeaway from all this? Well, I ain’t got no big profound wisdom to share, just a few simple thoughts. First off, there’s a whole lotta Dannys out there, and some of ’em are apparently legends. Second, the internet is a noisy place, full of folks shoutin’ and arguin’. And third, I still prefer a good pair of overalls to fancy clothes any day of the week. And that’s about all I got to say about Danny Harris. Or was it Trejo? Or Hastings? Oh, never mind. They’re all just folks, I reckon. Just like you and me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. That’s somethin’ I understand a whole lot better than all this internet fussin’. You have a good day now, ya hear?
