This here Creed cologne, they call it Silver Mountain Water. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Smells fancy too, I reckon. Like them oranges and lemons, all juicy and sweet. That’s the first thing that hits ya, like a summer breeze. Then it gets all different, kinda like tea leaves and somethin’ a little salty, like the ocean air. I ain’t never been to no ocean, but that’s what folks say it’s like.
They say this Silver Mountain Water stuff, this fancy cologne, is for men. But I tell you what, a little spritz wouldn’t hurt nobody, man or woman. We all like to smell good, right? They put somethin’ in it called sandalwood and musk. Now, I don’t rightly know what musk is, but it sounds kinda… wild, don’t it? Makes you think of the woods, maybe. They say this Silver Mountain Water cologne is like a cold, fresh breeze.
I seen this fella, Jamie Foxx, on the TV, they say he wears this Creed Silver Mountain Water. He’s a big star, sings and acts and all that. If it’s good enough for him, I reckon it’s good enough for anybody. He must know a thing or two about smellin’ good, being on TV and all. He won some award for his music too, a Grammy they call it. He’s got albums, they’re up high on some list, the Billboard 200. Sounds important. So, if this Silver Mountain Water cologne is part of his get-up, it’s gotta be somethin’ special.
This Creed stuff, it ain’t cheap, I can tell ya that much. It’s one of them “prestigious” brands, whatever that means. But you get what you pay for, I suppose. They say it lasts all day long, this Silver Mountain Water. And it leaves a little smell behind ya, like a trail. A good smell, mind you, not like old Uncle Earl after he’s been workin’ in the sun all day.
- This here Creed Silver Mountain Water, it’s special, they say.
- Made way back in 1995, so it’s been around for a spell.
- They say it’s got the best stuff in it, all-natural, whatever that means.
- It comes in a fancy bottle, I bet.
They got all sorts of things with this Silver Mountain Water smell. Not just the cologne, but some kinda aftershave and even soap for the shower. Imagine that, washin’ yourself with that fancy smell. They got it on that Amazon place, you know, online. And they got it in New Zealand, some place called Chemist Warehouse. Sounds like a place where they make medicine. They sell it all over, I reckon.
They say this Silver Mountain Water cologne is like a trip somewhere far away, some fancy place. Like them other Creed smells, Virgin Island Water and Viking Cologne. Now, I ain’t never been to no Virgin Island, but it sounds warm and sunny. This Silver Mountain Water, though, it’s supposed to be cold and fresh, not warm and, uh, “heady” like them other ones. It’s like a cool breeze, not like them hot, strong smells.
They made this Silver Mountain Water back in ’95. That’s a long time ago, before some of you young’uns were even born. It’s a “masculine” smell, they say, but like I said before, anyone can wear it if they want to. Don’t matter who you are, everyone likes to smell good.
This fella, Olivier Creed, he’s the one who makes these Creed smells. Must be a fancy fella himself. He knows what he’s doin’, I reckon, makin’ all these different smells. And this Silver Mountain Water, it’s one of his best, I hear. It’s fresh and different, not like anything else.
Now, I ain’t never smelled this Silver Mountain Water myself, but from what I hear, it sounds mighty fine. If you got the money, and you wanna smell like a cool mountain breeze, maybe this is the stuff for you. Just a little spritz, they say, and you’ll be smellin’ good all day long. And who knows, maybe you’ll feel like you’re on top of a mountain, even if you’re just sittin’ at home.
