Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “cool tone cream contour” thing. Don’t go getting all fancy on me now, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just makin’ your face...
Alright, let’s talk about this…this…thing, yeah, the vintage Coach 9852. My granddaughter, she’s always yappin’ about these old bags. Says they’re cool or somethin’. I dunno, looks like somethin’...
Alright, let’s talk about that Nicole Richie hair. You know, the fancy kind you see on them TV shows? Yeah, that one.
I ain’t no fancy hairdresser, mind you....
Alright, alright, let’s chew the fat about them Korean movie stars and all that fixing-up they do. You know, the nose jobs, the eye stuff, all that jazz. Folks...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this shampoo, the kind they call “Kirkland Signature Moisture Shampoo.” I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what works...