Well, let me tell ya ’bout this perfume, this “Love by Kilian Don’t Be Shy” thing. Folks been talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d give ya my two cents.
First off, the name, it’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Love by Kilian Don’t Be Shy. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folk would wear. But don’t let that scare ya, it ain’t all that complicated.
Now, I ain’t no expert on perfumes, ya know. I just like things that smell good. And this here perfume, it smells sweet, real sweet. Like candy, but not the cheap kind. More like that fancy candy they sell in them fancy shops. It’s got a bit of a flower smell too, but not too much. Just enough to make it smell pretty, you know?
- Smells Sweet
- Smells like Fancy Candy
- Little Bit of Flower Smell
I heard tell some famous singer wears it. Can’t remember her name, but she’s always on the TV, singin’ and dancin’. Folks say that’s why everyone wants this perfume now. They wanna smell like that singer, I guess.
But let me tell ya, this perfume ain’t cheap. It costs a pretty penny. More than I’d usually spend on somethin’ that just makes ya smell good. But I reckon if you wanna smell fancy, you gotta pay the price. It’s like them city folks always say, “you get what you pay for.” I guess they ain’t wrong sometimes.
They say this here perfume is part of a collection, somethin’ called “Narcotics.” Don’t know why they call it that, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with drugs, as far as I can tell. Maybe it’s just a fancy name to make it sound more interestin’. They do that a lot, them city folk. Always tryin’ to make things sound more complicated than they need to be. This scent, they tell me, it’s ‘inspired by Monoi Oil’. Sounds like somethin’ a medicine man would make. But smells real good, though, gotta give ‘em that.
I also heard tell there’s another one, somethin’ called “Sunkissed Goddess,” from the same folks. They say it’s good for the summer, but I ain’t tried it. Can’t be spendin’ all my money on perfume, ya know. Gotta save some for the important things, like food and keepin’ a roof over my head. This “Love Don’t Be Shy” it’s strong, though. You don’t need much, just a little dab here and there, and it’ll last you all day. That’s good, I reckon, since it costs so much. You don’t wanna be wastin’ it.
I saw some ads for this perfume online. They show these pretty ladies, all dressed up, wearin’ the perfume. They look happy and confident, like they can conquer the world. I guess that’s what the perfume is supposed to do, make ya feel good about yourself. Make you feel confident, like you can do anything. Though, for me, just smellin’ nice is good enough.
I also saw some folks sellin’ this perfume in them shops downtown. They had all sorts of other fancy things too, makeup and creams and such. It’s a whole ‘nother world down there, let me tell ya. They got creams and such to make ya look younger, perfumes to make ya smell good, and all sorts of other things I ain’t never even heard of. It’s a wonder how them city folk spend so much money on all this stuff.
Now, I ain’t gonna tell ya if you should buy this perfume or not. That’s your business. But I will say this, it smells good. Real good. And if you got the money to spare, and you wanna smell fancy, then go ahead and give it a try. Just don’t go spendin’ all your money on it, ya hear? There’s more important things in life than smellin’ good. But it sure is nice to smell good sometimes, ain’t it?
Some say you can get a discount, if you find the right store. 20% off, somethin’ like that. But you gotta look around, ask around. Don’t just go buyin’ the first thing you see. Them city folk, they always tryin’ to get more money out of ya, so be careful.
So, that’s my take on “Love by Kilian Don’t Be Shy”. It’s a sweet, fancy perfume that costs a lot of money. It smells good, though, and it might make ya feel good too. But don’t take my word for it, go smell it yourself if you get the chance. Just don’t blame me if you end up spendin’ all your money on it. I warned ya, it’s expensive!
And remember, smellin’ good is nice, but it ain’t everything. There’s more to life than just smellin’ fancy.
