Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about this “Wildly Me Perfume,” ya hear? I ain’t no fancy perfume expert, mind you, but I know what smells good and what don’t. This here perfume, they say it’s all about bein’ yourself, bein’ “authentic” like them city folks say.
What’s this “Wildly Me” supposed to smell like, anyhow?
Now, they throw around all these fancy names for smells. Bergamot, they say. Sounds like some kinda fruit, I reckon. Then there’s pink pepper. Pepper? In a perfume? Well, I’ll be. They also got somethin’ called “clary sage”. Don’t ask me what that is, probably some kinda fancy herb.
- Top Smells (The ones you smell first): That there bergamot stuff, pink pepper, and that sage thing.
- Middle Smells (The heart of it, they say): Purple Iris, wisteria (them purple flowers that hang down pretty), violet flowers, and lavender. Sounds like a whole flower garden!
- Bottom Smells (The ones that stick around): Sandalwood (that’s a kinda wood, I think), cedarwood, and some other fancy names I can’t even pronounce.
Basically, it’s supposed to smell kinda fruity and spicy at first, then flowery, and then kinda woodsy and warm. At least that’s what I gather from readin’ all them descriptions.
How do you figure out if it smells good on you?
Well, it’s simple, really. You gotta try it on! Don’t just go sniffin’ the bottle like some fool. Spray a little bit on your wrist, that’s what them sales ladies always do. Then wait a bit and see what it smells like after a while. They say everyone’s skin makes perfume smell a little different. So what smells good on your neighbor might smell like a barnyard on you!
Strong words, you think? Listen, every women body is different alright? You just gotta smell it and see if it still smells good after a few hours, that’s how you tell if it’s right for ya. If it smells like somethin’ died on ya, then it ain’t the right perfume for you, plain and simple.
The Bottle, it’s pretty I hear.
Now, I ain’t seen this bottle with my own eyes, but they say it’s real pretty and fancy. “Luxurious,” they call it. Probably made outta glass and all shiny. But let me tell ya, a pretty bottle don’t mean nothin’ if the stuff inside smells like a skunk. It’s what’s on the inside that counts, same goes for perfume as it does for people, ya hear?
Is this perfume right for you?
Well, that depends. Do you like smellin’ like flowers and woods? Do you wanna smell like “yourself,” whatever that means to you? This “Wildly Me” perfume, it’s supposed to be about bein’ true to yourself. So if you think smellin’ like a flower garden and a woodpile is “you,” then go for it!
Me, I reckon I’ll stick to my lavender soap. Smells clean and it don’t cost an arm and a leg. But if you wanna try this fancy perfume, don’t let me stop ya. Just remember to try it on first, and don’t be fooled by a pretty bottle! And most importantly, if you like it, and it makes you feel good then who cares what some old lady thinks!
Final Thoughts
So that there is the lowdown on “Wildly Me” perfume as best as I can tell. I ain’t no expert but I hope it give ya some idea of what to expect from it. Just remember, smell good, feel good that is all there is to it.
Tags: [Wildly Me Perfume, Florence by Mills, Fragrance Review, Perfume Notes, Authentic Scent, Bergamot, Pink Pepper, Clary Sage, Iris, Wisteria, Violet, Lavender, Sandalwood, Cedarwood]
