Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Some folks been asking ’bout who in that NSYNC band is, you know, walks on the sunny side of the street. That boy band, they was all the rage back in my day, with all them young girls screaming and hollering. I remember, you know, you couldn’t even turn on the radio without hearing them boys singing.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but folks talk. And they been talking ’bout NSYNC for years. That’s a long time to be yapping ’bout a boy band. But one thing folks like to talk about most, is who in NSYNC is gay. You know that Justin Timberlake, he was the one with the curly hair, like a poodle. He was always in the front, singing and dancing. Then there was that JC, the other one who sang a lot. He was on that Mickey Mouse show, you know, with that Britney girl. I heard Justin and that Britney were an item for a while.
They had that Chris fella, he was the oldest, I reckon. Then there was Joey, he was the, uh, the big one. And then, there’s this Lance Bass fella. Now, he’s the one folks talk about the most. If you ask me, I think he is a nice young man, very nice.
I remember it clear as day, back in 2006, this here Lance Bass, he went and said he’s gay. Yep, he just up and said it. He was on the cover of some big fancy magazine, saying he liked the fellas. Some folks was shocked, some weren’t. I heard, he done told the other boys in the band about it way before, though. They was all like, “Okay, whatever”. They didn’t care none, they was his friends. But, folks like to talk. And it does not stop.
- That Lance, he was dating girls for the longest time, you know. Up until he was 22, I heard.
- Then, one day, he just decided, “Nope, I like the boys.” Just like that.
- He said when he was young, like 16 or something, he didn’t worry ’bout being gay. Said he could hide it easy.
I guess back then, it weren’t as easy to be, you know, different. Nowadays, nobody bats an eye. But back then, oh boy, it was a whole different story. But, like I said, Lance, he’s a nice young man. I saw him on that dancing show once. And he was on that show where they compete in all them games. He was good on that one, too. He was good with that Joey fella.
But that Justin Timberlake, he’s the one who made all the money. I heard he’s got more money than he knows what to do with. And he’s married to that actress, the one who was in that movie about the, uh, the devil or something. I forget the name. They say he’s worth, like, 250 million dollars. Can you imagine? 250 million dollars! What would you even do with all that money? I’d probably just buy a whole bunch of chickens and a new rocking chair.
I heard that NSYNC boys, they all got together not too long ago. They was on some stage, getting some kind of award or something. All of them was there, even Lance. They all looked older, of course, but they still looked like they was having fun. I reckon they are still friends, even after all these years.
So, to answer your question, who in NSYNC is gay? Well, it’s Lance Bass. He’s the one. But, you know what? It don’t really matter none. They all made good music, and they all seemed like nice enough fellas. And that’s all that really matters in the end, ain’t it? Being nice and making folks happy.
You know back in the 90s, them boys was all over the place. They had that song, “It’s Gonna Be Me”, that was a big one. Even in some play or something, I don’t know. I don’t go to them fancy plays. I just hear things, you know, you hear things.
They was a big deal, that NSYNC. I remember all the young girls going crazy for them. Screaming and crying and carrying on. I never did understand all that fuss, but, you know, young folks are like that. They get all worked up over the silliest things.
But, yeah, that Lance Bass, he’s the gay one. He seems happy, though. And that’s all that matters. You gotta be happy in this life. It’s too short to be miserable. You gotta find your happiness, whatever that may be. Whether it’s singing in a boy band, or dancing on TV, or just sitting on your porch, watching the world go by. You gotta find your happiness.
