Well, let me tell ya, these Barbie shoes for adults, they ain’t just for little girls no more. I saw some pictures, and they got all sorts, high heels, flats, even some clunky ones that look like they’d break your ankle if you ain’t careful.
Now, I ain’t one for fancy shoes myself. Give me a good pair of sturdy boots any day. But these Barbie shoes, they got all sorts of sparkly stuff on ’em. Glitter, they call it. Makes ’em shine like a new penny. Some of them long dresses, they call ’em gowns, with sparkles all over, remind me of them shiny Christmas ornaments we used to have.
And the colors! Pink, of course. Lots and lots of pink. But there’s other colors too, like blue and purple and even some gold ones. Looks like a rainbow threw up on ’em, if you ask me. But I guess some folks like that sort of thing. Makes ’em feel fancy, I reckon.
- High Heels: Lordy, I don’t know how them young gals walk in them things. They look like they’re gonna topple over any minute. But they sure do make your legs look longer, I guess. Just don’t go runnin’ in ’em, you hear? You’ll break somethin’.
- Flats: Now these are more my style. Sensible shoes, you know? You can walk around in these all day and your feet won’t be killin’ ya. They got some with little bows and things on ’em, makes ’em look kinda cute.
- Platforms: These are the ones I was talkin’ about, the clunky ones. They got these thick soles, makes you taller, I guess. But they look heavy as a brick. And like I said, you gotta be careful, you could twist your ankle somethin’ fierce.
I heard tell that there’s this Barbie movie out now. Folks are all goin’ crazy over it. Don’t know nothin’ about it myself. But I guess these shoes are part of that whole thing. They say the best-selling Barbie doll ever was one with real long hair. Sold millions of ’em, can you believe it? Ten million! That’s a whole lotta dolls.
Now, about this Barbie movie, some folks say it’s okay for little kids, some say it ain’t. Guess it depends on what you let your kids watch. Me, I always figured kids should be outside playin’, not sittin’ in front of a screen all day. But times have changed, I reckon.
Anyways, back to these shoes. They got all sorts of fabrics, satin, lace, chiffon… sounds fancy, don’t it? I wouldn’t know satin from a sack of potatoes, but they look soft, I guess. And some of them dresses, they’re made of the same stuff. Long and flowy, makes you feel like a princess, they say. I ain’t never wanted to be no princess, but to each their own.
If you’re gonna get yourself some of these Barbie shoes, you gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. If you want to be all glamorous like, you can get them long gowns with sparkles, or you can get something a bit more comfortable, like the flats. It’s all up to you, I guess.
And they got free shipping if you spend enough money. Fifty-nine ninety-nine, they say. That’s a lot of money for shoes, if you ask me. But folks seem to be buyin’ ’em up like hotcakes. They even want to hear from you, what you think about the shoes, imagine that! I guess they figure if enough people like ’em, they can keep makin’ ’em and makin’ more money. That’s how it works, I reckon.
So there you have it. My two cents on these Barbie shoes for adults. They ain’t for me, but if you like ’em, go ahead and get yourself a pair. Just be careful in them high heels, ya hear? And don’t go spendin’ all your money on ’em. You gotta save some for a rainy day, you know.
Tags: Barbie shoes, adult fashion, high heels, flats, platforms, sparkly shoes, Barbie movie, fashion doll, Mattel
