So last Thursday I needed honey pot wash ASAP cause my toddler dumped glitter glue into the potty. Total nightmare. Grabbed my keys and just drove out without even checking where to buy it. Big mistake.
The Wild Goose Chase Begins
First hit up Walmart. Wandered baby aisles for 20 minutes sweating like crazy. Found diaper creams, wipes, even tiny toilets – no honey pot wash. Employee just shrugged at me. Felt like an idiot standing there holding empty glitter tubes.
Desperation Move
Then sprinted to Whole Foods. Their “natural baby care” section was fancier than my college textbooks. All bamboo diapers and lavender-scented butt paste. Finally spotted similar products! Grabbed a bottle that said “Potty Cleanse” – rang up at $24.99! Nearly choked. Cashier whispered “Target sells same stuff cheaper.” Too late though, already swiped my card.
The Lightbulb Moment
Got home pissed off about burning $25. Decided to actually Google it properly. My dumb brain finally remembered:
- Drugstores hide it near diapers not cleaners
- Big box stores stock it bottom shelf
- Dollar stores? Basically sold water
The Victory Lap
Next morning raced to Target. Went straight to baby section BOTTOM rack. There it was! Identical stuff Whole Foods sold me – same bottle, same ingredients. Price? $8.49. Bought three bottles out of spite. Felt both smart and stupid at the same time.
Moral of this glitter-covered disaster? Don’t panic-shop at bougie stores while covered in toddler glue. Always check the damn bottom shelves first.
