Well, let me tell you, that 007, he’s a fancy fella, ain’t he? Always got them nice suits and them gadgets. And that watch! You seen that watch he wears?

They say it’s called an Omega. Sounds like somethin’ you’d order at a diner, don’t it? “I’ll take an Omega with a side of fries, please.” But nah, it’s a watch. A real expensive one, I bet. That 007, he always got the best of everything.
This here Omega watch, they call it a Seamaster. Now, I ain’t never been to no sea, but I reckon it means it can go underwater. Like, way down deep. Probably deeper than my well out back! That 007, he’s always swimmin’ around, ain’t he? Gotta have a watch that can keep up with him, I suppose.
They got different kinds of these Seamaster watches, you know. One of ’em, they call it the Seamaster Diver 300M 007 Edition. Now that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ from one of them science fiction pictures. But it’s for that 007, so it’s gotta be special. It is made of that titanium. This is very tough. That 007 need a tough watch.
There’s another one, too. They called it the Seamaster 300 Spectre. Like a ghost. But I reckon that just the name. This 007, he like to name his things. They say this is another type of Omega watch. And also, there is one Seamaster Diver 300M “James Bond” Limited Edition. What a long name! This 007 sure like long name.
I heard this new 007 movie, it called No Time To Die. Sounds serious, don’t it? Well, in that one, he’s wearin’ a new Omega Seamaster. They say it’s got two numbers for it. One is 210.90.42.20.01.001. Now, what kind of number is that for a watch? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to call the operator! The other is a Milanese strap. I don’t know what this is. But it is for this No Time To Die watch.

These Omega watches for 007, they ain’t limited edition. That means anyone can get one. If you got the money, that is. I sure don’t have that kinda money! I’m happy with my old clock on the wall. It tells time just fine.
But that 007, he needs a fancy Omega watch. He’s always runnin’ around, savin’ the world and whatnot. Gotta have a watch that can keep up with all that. And it’s gotta look good, too. Can’t have no hero wearin’ an ugly watch, can ya?
I heard one time, in that old 007 movie, that one with the fella with the funny name, Roger Moore. They say he wore a Tissot watch. A Tissot Visodate Automatic PR-516. That’s another one of them fancy names. They say it was his third watch in the movie! That 007, he goes through watches like I go through butter! It is in that movie called Live And Let Die. I never seen it.
- He got that Omega Seamaster.
- He got that Seamaster Diver 300M 007 Edition. That is tough.
- He got that Seamaster 300 Spectre.
- He got that Seamaster Diver 300M “James Bond” Limited Edition.
- In that No Time To Die, he got that watch with number 210.90.42.20.01.001.
- That Roger Moore, he got that Tissot Visodate Automatic PR-516 in Live And Let Die.
So, there you have it. That 007, he wears an Omega. Mostly. A Seamaster, they call it. And it’s a mighty fine watch, I’m sure. Just like everything else he’s got. He’s a lucky fella, that 007. If you want to know what watch does 007 wear, it is Omega. I think you got it. This is a good keyword.
Me? I’ll stick to my old clock. It might not be an Omega, but it tells the time. And that’s all that matters to me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see about my chickens. They need feedin’, rain or shine. No time to die for them, I reckon.
