Well, now you listen to me, honey. You wanna start gatherin’ them fancy wristwatches, huh? That’s a right fine thing to do. Some folks like to collect stamps, some like them old coins. Me? I always liked shiny things. And them watches, they sure can be shiny. This is about building a watch collection, you hear?

First thing you gotta know, these ain’t just for tellin’ the time. No siree. They’re like little pieces of art you wear on your wrist. Some of ’em are simple, some are all fancy-like with diamonds and gold. Just depends on what tickles your fancy and how deep your pockets are. Some are for looking good when you are dressing up. Some are for playing sports.
Now, where do you start? You can start anywhere. You gotta learn a thing or two. Go snoopin’ around where them watch folks hang out. They got their own little clubs online, I hear. YouTube is a good place. They talk about all sorts of things. What makes ’em tick, which ones are good, which ones ain’t worth a darn. You gotta learn why some of these things cost so much. Some are old, some are made by fancy folks. Just gotta do your homework. A good place to start a watch collection is to learn about the history of the watch.
Don’t go buyin’ the first shiny thing you see, though. Think about what you need. You gonna wear it to a fancy shindig? Or you gonna wear it while you’re out workin’ in the yard? There’s a watch for everything, I tell ya. You can wear three watches for different things. When you go to a party, when you go play ball, when you go to work. There is a watch for everything!
- You gotta figure out what you like.
- You gotta figure out how much you wanna spend.
- You gotta learn about the different kinds of watches.
- Don’t be afraid to ask questions.
- Most importantly, have fun with it!
And don’t you go spendin’ all your money on these things. Start small. Maybe just one or two to begin with. There are plenty of good watches out there that won’t break the bank. You don’t need a fancy name to have a good watch. People collect watches for many reasons. It is easy to start an affordable watch collection.
You see that fella down the street with that big ol’ gold watch? He thinks he’s somethin’ special. But I betcha that thing cost him an arm and a leg. And for what? To tell the time? Shoot, I can do that with my old sundial. Just kiddin’, honey. But you get my point. Don’t be like the fella down the street.

Now, some folks, they like to collect them old watches. The ones that been around for years and years. They call ’em vintage. They say they got character. Maybe they do, maybe they don’t. I reckon it’s like findin’ an old quilt at a yard sale. It might be a little worn, a little faded, but it’s got a story to tell. Some of these watches are very expensive. Make sure you know what you are buying.
And then there’s them new-fangled watches. The ones that can do all sorts of things. They can tell you the weather, they can count your steps, they can even talk to your phone. I don’t know about all that. Seems a little too complicated for me. But if that’s your thing, more power to ya. Just make sure you know how to work the darn thing. And these watches are very expensive too! I don’t know why you need so many things in a watch.
The most important thing about collecting watches is to find one that you really like. One that makes you smile when you look at it. It doesn’t matter if it’s old or new, expensive or cheap. If you like it, that’s all that matters. It’s like pickin’ out a puppy. You want one that’s gonna be your friend, one that’s gonna make you happy.
So go on out there and start your watch collection. Take your time, do your research, and don’t be afraid to ask for help. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole box full of these shiny little things. Just remember what I told ya. Don’t spend all your money on it. Be smart. But you have fun, you hear? You only live once, might as well enjoy it. And maybe get yourself a nice watch or two along the way. Just don’t forget to set ’em when the time changes! Ha!
One more thing, don’t listen to those people who make fun of the watch. Those people are probably just jealous because they can’t afford one. Wear it proudly!
