You all heard of that Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous perfume? I tell ya, that name, it’s somethin’ else. But the smell, oh, the smell is what gets ya. It’s like nothin’ I ever smelled before. Not like them cheap ones you get down at the drugstore.
Smells Like Money
This stuff, it’s fancy. It’s like that Tom Ford fella bottled up all the good things and made ’em into a perfume. They say it’s got leather in it. Leather! Who woulda thought? But it ain’t like your old work boots, no sir. It’s fancy leather, like them rich folks’ cars. It smells like money, is what it smells like.
And there’s other stuff in there too. Almonds, but not the kind you eat. These are bitter almonds, they say. And some kind of flower called clary sage. I ain’t never heard of it, but it smells good. Makes the whole thing kinda sweet, but not too sweet. Like a good pie, just right.
Lavender and Other Fancy Stuff
- They got lavender in there too. Now that I know. My grandma used to put lavender in her drawers to keep the moths away. But this here, it’s different.
- It’s mixed up with all them other smells, and it’s just…well, it’s just fabulous, like the name says.
- And vanilla! Everyone likes vanilla. It’s warm and cozy, like a hug from your mama.
- Then there’s somethin’ called tonka. Sounds like a toy truck, but I guess it’s some kind of fancy bean or somethin’. It adds to that warm, cozy feelin’.
- They also put woods. I don’t know what kind of woods. Maybe they are from some fancy forest.
They say this Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous perfume, it’s for men and women. Unisex, they call it. Now, I don’t know about all that. But I know I like it. And my old man, he likes it too. He don’t usually wear perfume, but he puts a little of this on when we go to town. Makes him feel like a big shot, I reckon.
Expensive But Worth It
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, this stuff ain’t cheap. It costs more than a week’s worth of groceries. But sometimes, you gotta treat yourself, right? And this Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous, it’s a real treat. A little dab’ll do ya, they say. And it lasts all day. You can still smell it on your clothes the next day, even.
I heard some folks say it’s too strong. Well, maybe it is for some. But I like a perfume that makes a statement. And this one, it sure does. It says, “I’m here, and I smell damn good.” And who don’t want that?
New One Coming Out
Now, I hear tell there’s gonna be a new one. A Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous Parfum they are calling it. They say it’s coming out in 2025. Lord only knows how much that one’s gonna cost. It is said that this new one will have more leather smell. Well, if you like the leather smell, that is the one for you.
But I’m savin’ up already. If it’s anythin’ like this one, it’s gonna be worth it. A woman’s gotta have her little luxuries, you know? And this perfume, it’s one of mine.
If you want to smell good, really good, you gotta try this Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous. It is not just a name. It is true. You might have to sell a few chickens to get it, but it’s worth it. Trust me. It’s like nothin’ you ever smelled before. It’s…well, it’s just fuckin’ fabulous, like it says on the bottle. And ain’t that somethin’?
