Okay, so, picture this: I decided to hop on this rollercoaster called “Tits.” Yeah, you heard that right, Tits. Sounds wild, huh? I’d seen some crazy videos online, and it looked like a total blast.
I got to the amusement park, and there it was, this massive structure with all these insane drops and loops. My heart started pounding right then. I’m not gonna lie, I was a little freaked out, but also super pumped.
I got in line, and the wait felt like forever. Finally, it was my turn. I strapped myself into the seat, and they pulled down that safety bar. That’s when it got real. I started to think maybe I had lost my mind. I mean, what was I doing? But before I knew it, we were climbing that first hill. Click, click, click. You know that sound? It’s the sound of no return, my friends.
We reached the top, and I swear I could see the whole world from up there. It was actually kind of beautiful for a split second. Then, whoosh! Down we went. It felt like my stomach was trying to escape through my throat.
Next thing I knew, I was upside down, and I felt blood rushing to my head. But, weirdly, it only felt scary for like two seconds. Then, it turned into this weird calm. It was like my body just gave up on being scared and was like, “Alright, let’s just chill.”
- First, that crazy climb up, with the clicking sounds, you know.
- Then, boom! We’re at the top, and for a second, it’s kind of peaceful.
- Next, the big drop. My stomach’s going crazy, I’m screaming, the whole nine yards.
- Then, we’re upside down, and I feel blood rush to my head, but it’s not as bad as I thought.
- Finally, the ride ends, and I’m just sitting there, trying to figure out what just happened.
We went through all these loops and turns, and each one was more insane than the last. The whole thing was a blur of speed and screaming. Honestly, I don’t even remember half of it.
Aftermath
When the ride finally stopped, I was shaking like a leaf. I stumbled out of the seat, legs feeling like jelly. But you know what? I felt amazing. It was like I had just conquered some huge fear. I wanted to go again, but my body was like, “Dude, no way, not today.” It was one hell of a ride, that’s for sure. And all this happened on 21 July 2000, I can remember the date clearly! This is definitely one of those things you gotta try at least once in your life.
