That Snoop Dogg, he sure like that red color, huh? I seen him on the TV the other day, all dressed up. You know, he always wearin’ them fancy clothes. Reminds me of my grandson, always tryin’ to look all cool. But Snoop, he do it different. He got his own way of doin’ things. That red though, he sure love it.
He was wearin’ this big ol’ red jacket, looked like somethin’ you’d see a king wear. Not that I seen many kings, ‘cept on the TV. But it was somethin’ else, I tell ya. And that hat! A big ol’ red hat, right on top of his head. He look like he own the whole place, that’s for sure. I tell ya, that Snoop Dogg, he got style. He’s been wearin’ red for years, I reckon.
I remember one time, I seen him at one of them award shows. He had on this shiny red suit. Shinin’ like a brand new penny. My old eyes could barely stand it! But he pulled it off. He always does. Makes me think, maybe I should get me a red dress. Spice things up a bit around here. But then again, where would I wear it? To the grocery store? Ha!
He wearin’ all sorts of red, that Snoop. Sometimes it’s a shirt, sometimes it’s them pants. He mix it up, but he always got some red on him. I think it makes him feel good. Makes him feel like, you know, Snoop Dogg! He’s a big star, you know. Bigger than a barn, I’d say. And he got there wearin’ red, so maybe that’s his lucky color. Or maybe his favorite.
- He wear a red jacket.
- He wear a red hat.
- He wear a red suit.
- He wear a red shirt.
- He wear red pants.
Now, that other fella, the one they call… oh, what’s his name… the one with all the gold chains. He don’t wear no red. He wear gold. Lots and lots of gold. Snoop, though, he’s a red man. It’s like he got a whole closet full of nothin’ but red clothes. Maybe he do! Who knows what them rich folks got in their closets. Prolly things we ain’t never even seen before.
You know, seein’ Snoop Dogg wearin’ all that red makes me think about that Simone Biles. He was wearin’ a shirt with her face on it, cheerin’ her on. He’s a good one, that Snoop. Supportin’ our athletes. And he was wearin’ red then, too! I think it was a red shirt that time. It’s like his trademark, you know? Like how some folks always wear a certain hat or somethin’.
I bet he got more red clothes than I got regular clothes. He’s probably got a whole room just for his clothes. A whole room! Can you imagine? I just got a little ol’ closet, and it’s stuffed full. But I ain’t got no fancy red suits like Snoop Dogg. Maybe one day. Ha! Who am I kiddin’?
Anyway, that Snoop Dogg, he sure love his red. It fit him. Make him stand out, ya know. Can’t miss him when he walk into a room. He a big fella, too. And when he got that red on, he even bigger. Like a big ol’ red tomato, just walkin’ around. A famous tomato, that is. A rich and famous, red-wearin’ tomato.
I reckon if I was gonna go to one of his concerts, I’d have to wear somethin’ red, too. Just to fit in, ya know? Maybe a red scarf. Or some red shoes. Wouldn’t want to look outta place. Everybody else would probably be wearin’ red, too. It’d be like a big ol’ red party. One time, I went to concert, I don’t wear fancy outfit, just jeans and tank top.
He’s got a lot of stuff, that Snoop. Heard he’s got a whole bunch of bags. Hundreds of ’em, they say. More bags than I got dishes! And I bet some of them bags are red, too. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit. He probably got a red bag just for his red hats. And a red bag for his red shoes. And a red bag for his… well, you get the picture.
That Snoop Dogg and his red clothes. He a character, ain’t he? But he a good one. And he look good in red. Real good. Makes me wanna go out and buy somethin’ red right now. Maybe I will. Maybe I will. Just gotta find somethin’ that fit an old gal like me. It will make me stand out in the crowd. Maybe a red hat. That might be just the ticket.
