That Puro XS, oh my, I heard the young folks talkin’ ’bout it the other day. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They say it’s some kinda perfume, makes ya smell real good. Now, I ain’t one for fancy smells, usually just stick with my homemade soap, but this Puro XS, they say it’s somethin’ special.
They was goin’ on and on about how this Puro XS, it’s got this, uh, “amber floral” smell. Whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in one of them fancy gardens, not out here in the fields. And get this, they say it smells like popcorn! Popcorn! Can you believe that? Puro XS, smells like popcorn and some flower called, uh, “lang-lang” or somethin’. And vanilla, too. Lots of folks like that vanilla smell, I reckon.
- Puro XS got popcorn smell
- Puro XS got vanilla smell
- Puro XS got coconut, that’s what they said!
- That “lang-lang” flower, too, in that Puro XS
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this “ee-lang-lang” flower, but if it’s in that Puro XS, it must be somethin’, right? These young folks, they sure do love their fancy smells. They say this Puro XS, it makes ’em feel, uh, “sensual.” Don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds kinda nice, I guess. Like when you get all dressed up for the church social. Makes ya feel good about yourself. Maybe that’s what this Puro XS does.
This Puro XS, it comes in a spray bottle, they say. Just like that hairspray I used to use, ‘cept this one’s for your skin, I reckon. They say a little spray of that Puro XS and you’re good to go. Makes ya smell all fancy and whatnot. Probably costs a pretty penny, too, I bet. These young folks and their fancy things. Back in my day, we didn’t have no Puro XS. We just had soap and water. And maybe a little bit of that lavender water if it was a special occasion.
I heard ’em say this Puro XS is made by some fella named “Pack-o Ra-ban.” Sounds like a foreigner. They make all kinds of these fancy smells, I guess. This Puro XS, though, they say it’s the best one. The one that makes you feel real special. They even said it makes you feel “indecent.” Now, I don’t know about all that! But it sure does sound interestin’, don’t it?
One of the girls, she was sayin’ she saw that Puro XS for sale. Said it cost somethin’ like 35 dollars! 35 dollars for a little bottle of smelly water! Can you believe that? That’s a lot of eggs, I tell ya. But she said it’s worth it. Said that Puro XS makes her feel like a million bucks. Well, maybe if I had a million bucks, I’d buy me some of that Puro XS, too.
They was talkin’ ’bout how this Pack-o fella, he made another one of these fancy smells, called it just “XS.” Must be the older brother of this here Puro XS, I reckon. They say that one’s for the menfolk. Probably smells like somethin’ manly, like, uh, like wood and leather and such. Not like that Puro XS with its popcorn and flowers.
This Puro XS, it got a long name, that is for sure. Puro XS, what will they think of next? This Pack-o fella, he sure is smart. Make up all these fancy smells, give ’em fancy names, and sell ’em for a whole lot of money. I heard that XS one is cheaper, like 34 dollars. But there is another one, also for men, called “Black XS.” Now that one is expensive. That young fella told me it is more than 80 dollars! Imagine that, for a smell!
I guess if you got the money, and you wanna smell like popcorn and flowers, then this Puro XS is for you. Me, I’ll probably just stick with my soap. But it’s fun to hear about these things, ain’t it? The world’s changin’ so fast. One day it’s just soap and water, the next day it’s Puro XS and “ee-lang-lang” flowers. Who knows what they’ll come up with next.
Maybe I’ll ask one of them young folks to let me have a little sniff of that Puro XS next time I see ’em. Just to see what all the fuss is about. Can’t hurt to try new things, I suppose. Even if it does smell like popcorn. And flowers. And somethin’ called “amber.” Oh, this Puro XS, it sure is a mystery to me. But hey, that Pack-o Ra-ban fella, he sure knows how to make a good smell. Or so they say. And that is all about Puro XS I know.
