Neroli Woods, that’s a funny name. Sounds like something fancy, right? Well, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it. They say it’s a smell, a perfume, like them fancy city folks wear. Banana Republic, ain’t that where them rich folks shop? They made this Neroli Woods thing. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I’ll tell ya what I heard.
Some people, they sure do love that neroli smell. They say it reminds them of somethin’ nice. There’s this other fancy name, “Le Labo Fleur d’Oranger 27”. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But they say it’s the same kinda smell. This Neroli Woods, they say it’s a good smell, a real good one. Makes ya feel good, I guess. Like a warm hug, maybe.
Now, there’s this other fancy name, Bvlgari. Sounds like a disease, but it ain’t. It’s another one of them perfume makers. They got somethin’ called “Bvlgari Man Wood Neroli”. Launched in 2019. See, I remember that year, it was a hot summer. It’s like this Neroli Woods, but maybe a little different. They say it’s good for when you’re outside. Like when you’re workin’ in the garden or just sittin’ on the porch. This Wood Neroli shines in outdoors.
This Neroli Woods, it’s for folks who like that neroli smell. A classic, they call it. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. If you like smells, and you like nature, maybe you’d like this. Some folks, they go crazy for smells. They call ’em “fragrance enthusiasts”. They explore nature’s wonders. I just like the smell of fresh-baked bread, myself.
This Bvlgari, they made their Man Wood Neroli in the summer, like I said. Hot, hot summer. The person who made it, well, I don’t know who they are. Some folks know, I reckon. The nose behind this fragrance, they say. Sounds funny, don’t it?
What’s this neroli smell like, you ask? Well, they say it’s like flowers and them sour oranges, all mixed up. They get it from the orange blossom and the leaves, I hear. From them bitter orange trees. Got a little bit of honey in it, too, and some spices. Sounds kinda nice, don’t it?
- It’s like flowers and oranges.
- Got a little honey, too.
- And some spices.
A long time ago, there was a princess, they say. Princess of Nerola. She liked this smell so much, she put it on her gloves. Seventeenth century, that was a long time ago. This Neroli smell is sweet, a little like metal, but in a good way, I guess. They mix it with other smells, like those other sour orange smells. Makes it good for men and women, they say. Unisex, that’s the word they use.
This one here, Neroli Portofino, they say it’s good for any time. You can wear it in the day, or at night, when you’re all dressed up. It’s good for when it’s hot out, ’cause it’s light and got that sour orange smell. That Neroli Woods, I bet it’s kinda like that. Maybe you can wear it any time, too.
It’s all about what you like, I reckon. If you like them fancy smells, maybe you’ll like this Neroli Woods. If you like to smell like flowers and oranges, maybe this is for you. If you are a neroli lover, you must try this. Me? I’ll stick to my fresh-baked bread. But you go on and try it if you want. Let me know what you think.
This Neroli Woods, it is a good one, I heard. If you like Bvlgari, you will like it. If you like 4711, you will like it. If you like Neroli Portofino, you will like it. This is a good smell, they say. Very satisfying.
I don’t know much about these fancy things. But I hear people talking. And they say good things about this Neroli Woods. So maybe it’s worth a try. Or maybe you can just stick to smelling the flowers in your garden. That’s free, you know.
