Okay so I saw Megan Fox launched her makeup line and I’m a huge fan so obviously I bought a bunch of stuff the second it dropped. Figured y’all might wanna know what actually works before wasting cash.
Ordering Nightmare First
First off, the website was crashing like crazy at launch. Took me three attempts to checkout because my cart kept emptying. Finally got confirmation after 45 minutes of swearing at my laptop.
Unboxing Disaster
Package arrived two weeks later smashed on one corner. Looked like UPS played soccer with it. One glass bottle had leaked everywhere – sticky pink goop all over everything. Emailed customer service and crickets for four days.
Testing The Hype Products
Finally got to swatching. Started with her “Femme Fatale” liquid lipstick. Swatched it on my hand and hoooo boy. Went on streaky, felt like glue. Tried layering it and it just crumbled off. Looked like I rubbed dirt on my lips. Total fail.
Moved onto the mascara. Wand looked nice but man, this stuff transferred like crazy. Rubbed my eye after an hour and had racoon circles. Couldn’t even make it through dinner without looking like I got punched.
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The Contouring Palette
- Panned this immediately – opened it and boom! Powder explosion everywhere.
- Actually blended decently though. Bronzer didn’t make me look muddy.
- Highlight shade gave proper glow without glitter chunks.
- Surprisingly survived my clumsy unboxing
Surprise Winner
Almost gave up until I tried the damn setting spray. Sprayer actually worked fine, didn’t spit everywhere. Locked my makeup through grocery shopping AND the gym. Like legit sweat-proof. Only thing worth repurchasing honestly.
Final Verdict
Skip everything except that setting spray. Contour kit’s nice if you don’t mind broken powder everywhere when it arrives. Everything else is straight trash for the price. Celebrity makeup stays being a cash grab.
