Alright, let’s gab about this Maluma fella and that fancy shindig, the Met Gala, in 2024. I ain’t never been to one of them things, but I hear tell it’s a big deal, lots of glitz and glamor, and folks wearin’ clothes that cost more than my whole darn house.
So, this Maluma, he’s a singer, I reckon. A young whippersnapper, always singin’ and dancin’. He showed up at this Met Gala thing, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. The theme was “Garden of Time,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale book, if you ask me. But these city folks, they like them fancy themes.
Now, I saw some pictures online – my grandkid showed me on that computin’ machine – and the clothes these folks wore were somethin’ to behold. Lots of flowers and vines and such. Zendaya was there, lookin’ like a princess, and that Bad Bunny fella too. Jennifer Lopez, she was there, shinin’ like a new penny. And Chris Hemsworth, that big strong fella from the movies, he was there too, lookin’ all dapper.
- Zendaya: Pretty as a picture, that girl.
- Bad Bunny: He’s got a style all his own, that one.
- Jennifer Lopez: Always a stunner, that lady. Ageless, I tell ya.
- Chris Hemsworth: A real looker, that fella. Strong as an ox, too.
But this Maluma, he held his own, I gotta say. He was dressed all fancy, fit right in with them highfalutin folks. I don’t rightly remember what he was wearin’, but it was somethin’ shiny, I think. Maybe some velvet? And he had that slicked-back hair, all neat and tidy. He looked like he belonged there, even though he’s just a singer, not some fancy-pants politician or somethin’.
Now, some folks were makin’ a fuss about the money spent on them clothes. Said it was too much, especially when there’s folks starvin’ in the world. And I gotta say, I agree with ’em. It’s a crying shame to spend that much money on a dress you’re only gonna wear once. But that’s the way them rich folks do things, I guess. They got more money than sense, if you ask me.
There was this one gal, Mona Patel, from India, and she wore a dress with butterfly wings that moved! Can you imagine? Wings that moved! It was somethin’ else, I tell ya. Folks were sayin’ she “won” the Met Gala. I don’t know how you win a party, but I guess if you got the best dress, that’s how you do it.
But then there was this other thing, this “Let them eat cake” business. Some gal on that TikTok thing made a video, and folks got all riled up. I don’t rightly understand it all, but it seems like people were mad about how much money these folks were spendin’ when others ain’t got nothin’. And I can understand that. It ain’t right to flaunt your wealth when others are sufferin’.
The Met Gala, they call it the “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” exhibition. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me. But I guess it’s important to them city folks. They like their fancy clothes and their fancy parties.
Now, I heard that some of the usual suspects weren’t there. No Rihanna, no Blake Lively, no Kate Moss, and no Beyoncé. Maybe they had better things to do. Or maybe they just didn’t want to deal with all the fuss and bother.
Anyway, Maluma was there, and he looked good, and he had a good time, I reckon. And that’s all that matters, right? He’s a young fella, makin’ his way in the world, and good for him. He’s doin’ somethin’ right, if he’s gettin’ invited to them fancy parties. I just hope he remembers where he came from, and doesn’t get too big for his britches.
So, that’s the lowdown on Maluma at the Met Gala in 2024. A whole lotta fuss over fancy clothes and rich folks, if you ask me. But I guess that’s what makes the world go ’round. Some folks got money, and some folks ain’t. And that’s just the way it is.
