Alright, let’s yak about this Double Vanille Guerlain stuff. Don’t know what half them words mean, but I know what smells good, ya hear?
First off, this thing, they call it a “fragrance.” Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folk spray on themselves. Well, I reckon it’s just perfume, plain and simple. But this ain’t no cheap drugstore stuff, no sirree. This here Guerlain, they say it’s French. Frenchy stuff always costs a pretty penny, but lemme tell ya, this here vanilla somethin’ else.
Now, I ain’t never been to France, but I know vanilla. Used to bake them vanilla cookies for the young’uns, the smell would fill the whole darn house. This Double Vanille though, it’s like vanilla on steroids. It’s strong, real strong. Not like that fakey vanilla stuff they sell at the market. This smells…real. Like you took a vanilla bean and rubbed it all over ya.
They say it’s got other smells in it too. Pink pepper, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d put on your steak, not in your perfume! And bergamot? Never heard of it. And incense? That’s the stuff they burn in church, right? Makes sense, I guess, this perfume does smell kinda holy, kinda special.
- They also talk about somethin’ called “ylang-ylang.” Sounds like gibberish to me.
- And cedar? That’s a tree, ain’t it? Maybe that’s why this perfume smells kinda woodsy, kinda earthy.
- “Bulgarian Rose” and “Jasmine”? Those sound like flowers, pretty ones at that. Guess that’s why it smells a bit sweet too, not just all vanilla.
But the real kicker, the thing that makes this perfume stick with ya all day long, is the benzoin and, of course, more vanilla. Benzoin? No idea what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you put in your car, not on your skin. But whatever it is, it makes that vanilla last and last. It’s warm, you know? Like a hug on a cold day. They also say somethin’ about patchouli and vetiver, warmer notes they call em. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, but it sure smells nice.
This Guerlain company, they’re leaders in this smell-good business, they say. Leaders in fragrance and skincare, whatever that means. All I know is, this Double Vanille, it’s somethin’ special. It ain’t cheap, mind you. Costs more than a whole week’s worth of groceries, I bet. But if you wanna smell like a million bucks, I reckon this is the stuff to get.
They even got different sizes, you know? Big bottles, small bottles. The big ones, they call ’em 200 milliliters. That’s a lot of perfume, enough to last ya a good long while, I reckon. They give you some extra stuff too when you buy the big one, “complimentary” they call it. Fancy words for freebies, I guess. But hey, I ain’t complainin’. Free stuff is always good.
Some folks say this perfume is for men and women both. Unisex, they call it. I guess that makes sense. Smells good on anyone, I reckon. Don’t matter if you’re a man or a woman, young or old. If you like vanilla, and you wanna smell fancy, this here Double Vanille is the ticket.
Now, I ain’t no expert on perfumes or nothin’. But I know what I like. And I like this Double Vanille. It’s strong, it’s warm, it’s sweet, it’s woodsy, it’s everything all rolled into one. It makes you feel good, you know? Like you can conquer the world, or at least bake a darn good pie. So if you’re lookin’ for a new perfume, somethin’ special, somethin’ that’ll make you feel like a queen, I say give this Double Vanille a try. You might just like it. You just might smell like you rolled around in a vanilla bean field, and ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, now is there?
And if you wanna get real fancy, they say it goes well with lavender too, if you wanna mix things up a bit. Lavender? That’s that purple flower, smells nice too. But honestly, this Double Vanille is good enough on its own, I reckon. Don’t need to go messin’ with it.
So there you have it. My two cents on this Double Vanille Guerlain stuff. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I know what smells good. And this here perfume smells mighty good. It’s the kind of smell that sticks with ya, the kind that makes people stop and say, “My, don’t you smell nice.” And that’s all that matters, ain’t it?
