That Logan Paul, he sure is somethin’, ain’t he? Now, I seen a thing or two about this Logan Paul deodorant. Some folks sayin’ it ain’t no good. Like tryin’ to rub a rock on your armpits, they say! Hard as a brick, won’t spread for nothin’. I reckon that ain’t right, you gotta be able to use the stuff.
This boy, Logan, he’s got a lot of money. Millions, they say! More money than you can shake a stick at. He’s on that internet thing, makin’ videos. And he’s a boxer now, too, fightin’ in the ring and such. He got a brother too. Jake! They same. Logan and Jake. Both make money. They’re doin’ all right for themselves, I suppose.
I heard some folks sayin’ he’s sellin’ this deodorant, part of some fancy line he’s got. Called “W” or somethin’. Sounds like a lot of hooey to me. But hey, if people wanna buy it, that’s their business. This Logan Paul stuff, it’s everywhere these days. I don’t know.
- He’s got that deodorant,
- and body wash,
- and some kinda spray.
Smell good, but hard to put. Like a plastic. Some people say fake good words on it. But you see the bad words. That is true. Some young people do a lot of fake. I don’t know why.
They say it smells nice, though. But once you put it on, you can’t smell nothin’. What’s the point of that? I like my lilac soap. Smells good all day long. Don’t need no fancy spray. They say he sprayed some of that stuff when he was fightin’. Maybe that’s how he won! Just kiddin’, just kiddin’.
This here Logan, he’s a big shot now. Got his own hoodies, too, I seen. Red, white, and blue. With his name on ’em, “Maverick.” What does that even mean? Sounds like a wild horse. Maybe that’s what he is, a wild horse. Runnin’ around, makin’ all that money. Kids wear it. I don’t know why.
He was on that YouTube thing, causin’ trouble. Went to some forest in Japan, they say it’s a sad place. He made a video there. People didn’t like that one bit. Sometimes, these young folks, they do things without thinkin’.
They say he’s sorry for what he did. Knocked his brother’s hat off, after some big fight. I reckon brothers fight sometimes. It ain’t nothin’ new. But they do it in front of everybody now, on that internet. In my day, we kept our squabbles to ourselves.
He says he wants to be better. That’s good, I guess. We all should try to be better. Even us old folks. But bein’ better don’t mean you gotta have fancy deodorant that don’t work. Logan Paul, he should think about that. Maybe he will. Young people, hard to say what they do.
I seen one of them quotes from him, on that internet. Says he wants to become better. Well, ain’t that somethin’? We can all use a little improvement. But this Logan Paul deodorant. It is not improvement. Maybe his boxing is better. This is not my place to say.
He’s got all them songs, too. On that Deezer thing. I don’t listen to that kind of music. Too loud for my ears. I like the old songs, the ones you can understand the words to. Not all that thump-thump-thumpin’. Logan Paul makes songs. I don’t know what songs. But I see it.
He is rich. Very rich. They say Logan Paul got 150 million. I don’t know what is 150 million. Too many. I only know a little money. Not that many. He makes 20 million every year. That is what I heard. That is a lot. His brother Jake Paul, also make that “W” thing. They are rich.
So, this Logan Paul deodorant, it’s a mystery to me. Why folks buy it, I don’t know. Maybe it’s ’cause he’s famous. Maybe they think it’ll make ’em rich and famous, too. Who knows what goes on in people’s heads these days? I just know I’ll stick to my lilac soap. It works just fine. Always has, always will.
Logan Paul, I don’t know what to say about this boy. So famous. Make so many things. Deodorant, clothes, music. What next? He is every where. Young people like him. Old people don’t know what to think. He make money. Lots of money. This is true. This deodorant, I think not good. But people buy it. I don’t know why.
