Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here…what’s it called? JPG la male la parfum. Yeah, that fancy stuff. My grandson, he got this, smells… strong. Like a fancy man, you know? Not like the dirt and hay I’m used to, that’s for sure.
First off, how long does this thing last? Well, let me tell ya, it sticks around. My grandson, he puts it on in the mornin’, and I can still smell it when he comes home for supper. They say it lasts for 12 hours or more. Seems about right. That’s a long time, longer than it takes me to bake a whole batch of bread, I’ll tell ya that.
Now, what’s it smell like? Hard to say exactly. It ain’t like no flowers I ever smelled in my garden. They say it’s got some cardamom in it. Don’t know what that is, some fancy spice I reckon. And lavender, yeah, I know that one. Smells kinda soapy, clean-like. Then there’s somethin’ called iris? Sounds like a girl’s name. But it all mixes together to make a strong, sweet smell, kinda woody too. They say there’s vanilla in it. Yup, can smell that, like the stuff I put in my cakes.
- Smells strong, real strong.
- Lasts a long time, all day they say.
- Smells sweet and spicy, but also kinda like wood.
People are real curious about this smelly stuff, always lookin’ up reviews and such. They want to know if it’s still good, you know? If it’s the same as it used to be. My grandson’s bottle, it sure seems strong enough to me. They also compare it to other smells, see which one is better. It’s all a bit much for me, but I guess folks like what they like.
This Jean Paul Gaultier fella, the one who makes this smell, he’s been makin’ clothes and things for a long time. Since 1976, they say. Never heard of him myself, but I guess he’s a big deal in the city. Didn’t even go to fancy school to learn how to do it, just figured it out himself, the clever clogs.
They got different kinds of these smells, you know. Some stronger, some not so strong. This “parfum” one, that’s the strong stuff, the one that sticks around. Then there are others, like “eau de parfum” and “eau de toilette,” those don’t last as long, they say. Like watered-down wine, I guess. This “parfum” stuff, they say it lasts 6 to 8 hours, maybe even more, like I said. The others, they last shorter, some just a couple of hours. Waste of money if you ask me.
So, is this JPG la male la parfum any good? Well, my grandson likes it, and that’s good enough for me. It smells strong, lasts long, and that’s all I care about. It ain’t my cup of tea, but then again, I prefer the smell of fresh-baked bread and good ol’ dirt. But if you want to smell like a fancy city fella, I reckon this stuff will do the trick.
And let me tell you something, this smell, it’s strong. You put too much on, and you’ll stink up the whole darn town. My grandson, he learned that the hard way. Used half the bottle the first time, nearly choked us all out. He knows better now, just a little dab will do ya.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this JPG la male la parfum. It’s strong, it lasts, and it smells… fancy. If that’s what you’re lookin’ for, then go ahead and get yourself some. Just don’t go blamin’ me if you end up smellin’ like a perfume factory exploded.
Tags: [JPG Le Male Le Parfum, Jean Paul Gaultier, Fragrance Review, Men’s Cologne, Longevity, Scent Notes, Cardamom, Lavender, Vanilla, Iris]
