Alright, let’s gab about this Line Rinna thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yak about. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman speakin’ my mind.
First off, they say this Rinna woman, she’s got a beauty line. Now, I ain’t never used nothin’ fancier than soap and water on my face, but apparently, this stuff is a big deal. They talk about lip gloss and eye kits and whatnot. Said it costs a pretty penny too, somethin’ like $19 for a little tube of lip goop. Nineteen dollars! That could buy a whole mess of chickens, I tell ya.
- They got this thing called Bright Eyes, somethin’ you stick under your eyes to make ya look less tired, I guess. Lord knows I could use a whole bucket of that after chasin’ them grandkids around all day.
- Then there’s this Iconic Eye Kit. Sounds important, like somethin’ a movie star would use. I bet it’s got all sorts of colors and brushes and stuff. Too much fuss for me, I reckon. A good ol’ pencil is all I need.
- And this lip gloss they call “Guilty Pleasure.” Well, I guess eatin’ a whole pie by myself is my guilty pleasure, not some fancy lip paint. But hey, to each their own, right?
People are all worked up about her lips, seems like. They say she’s had ’em “enhanced,” whatever that means. Some folks love it, some folks hate it. Me? I think a smile is the prettiest thing a woman can wear, no matter what her lips look like. But this Rinna, some folks call her the “Frankenstein of Lips”. That’s not very nice, now is it?
Now, there’s another Rinna out there, somethin’ to do with computers. Microsoft, they call it. They say it’s like a friend for folks who use that LINE thing on their phones. Now, I don’t know nothin’ about that. I got my phone for callin’ the kids and lookin’ at pictures of the grandkids. Don’t need no computer friend, thank ya very much.
This Rinna woman, she’s been a lot of things, they say. An actress, an author, one of them “Real Housewives” on TV. I don’t watch that stuff, too much drama for my taste. I like a good Western myself, or maybe a nice romantic comedy now and then. But she seems like a hard worker, gotta give her that. Made herself a whole bunch of money, ten million dollars they say. That’s a lot of hay, let me tell ya.
Some folks are complainin’ that her makeup ain’t for everybody, not enough colors for all the different skin tones. Well, that ain’t right. Everybody deserves to feel pretty, no matter what they look like. Seems like this Rinna shoulda thought about that.
So, what’s the deal with Line Rinna? Well, it seems like it’s a few different things all rolled into one. It’s a beauty line, it’s a computer program, and it’s a woman who’s made a name for herself, whether you like her or not. As for me, I’ll stick to my soap and water and my good ol’ fashioned values. But hey, if that makeup makes folks happy, more power to ’em, I say.
But I gotta say, all this fuss over fancy makeup and computer friends… sometimes I think folks just need to get outside, breathe some fresh air, and remember what’s really important in life. Like family, and friends, and a good cup of coffee in the mornin’. Now, that’s somethin’ worth talkin’ about.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on this Line Rinna business. Take it or leave it. I ain’t no expert, just a plain ol’ woman sharin’ her thoughts. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
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