Alright, let’s gab about this Dylan Jeffries Crave thing, ya know? Folks keep yappin’ about it, so I figured, why not poke around a bit and see what the fuss is all about.
First off, this Dylan Jeffries fella, he’s a perfume maker, or somethin’ like that. A “designer” they call him. Sounds fancy, huh? He’s got this “Crave” smell, and a bunch of other ones too. All new, just popped up this year, 2024. Some fella named Vincent Ricord, he’s the nose behind it. Means he mixed up all the smells, I reckon. They call it a “masculine fragrance,” which I guess means it’s for men. But heck, if a woman likes it, she can wear it too, ain’t no rules in my book.
Now, this Crave thing, it ain’t just a smell, it seems. There’s also somethin’ called Crave TV. Lord, these young folks got too many things these days. Crave TV, it’s like… well, it’s like a picture show box, but you get it at home. They got all sorts of shows on it, even that old Sopranos show everyone used to watch, or somethin’ like that. Folks are always jawin’ about whether it’s worth the money. They got monthly payments, you see, like rent for your TV shows.
- Some folks say it’s great, got all the good stuff.
- Others are on the fence, not sure if it’s worth the dough.
- Me? I got my old TV, gets me the news and the weather, that’s enough for me.
But back to that smell, that Crave by Dylan Jeffries. They say it’s “addictive.” Hmph, sounds like trouble to me. And this “fougere” thing… what in the tarnation is that? Lavender and geranium, they say. Well, lavender smells nice, I guess. Geranium too, kinda flowery. But I bet they put a bunch of other stuff in there too, all them fancy chemicals to make it strong and last all day.
People are always lookin’ for the next best thing, ain’t they? Gotta have the latest smell, the newest TV show. Me, I’m happy with my simple things. A good cup of coffee, a warm blanket, and maybe a little gossip with the neighbors. But if you’re one of them fancy folks, always chasin’ after the latest trends, well, maybe this Dylan Jeffries Crave and Crave TV are right up your alley. Just don’t go spendin’ all your money on ‘em, ya hear? There’s more to life than smells and picture shows.
I heard some folks even share the cost of this Crave TV thing, split it with their friends. Smart, I guess, if you really gotta have it. Kinda like sharin’ a pie, everyone gets a piece. But still, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fuss for something you just sit and watch. Back in my day, we made our own entertainment. Played cards, told stories, sat on the porch and watched the world go by. We didn’t need no fancy boxes or smelly stuff to keep us happy.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on this Dylan Jeffries Crave and Crave TV. Take it or leave it. If you like it, go for it. If you don’t, well, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea, as they say. Or maybe, in this case, plenty of other smells in the bottle and shows on the box. Just remember, the best things in life are usually free, like sunshine and good company. And maybe a good ol’ fashioned bar of soap, that smells just fine to me.
So you got this designer, Dylan Jeffries, makin’ a big splash with this new smell, Crave. Seems like he’s got a whole bunch of other smells too, all new and fancy. And then you got this Crave TV, folks are all hot and bothered about whether or not it’s worth the money. Two different things, same name, kinda confusing if you ask me. But hey, that’s the way the world is these days, always somethin’ new to get your head spinnin’.
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