Hey there, lemme tell ya about this here Invictus perfume. It’s somethin’ else, I tell ya what. This year, 2024, they got all kinds of new smells, but are they good? Hmmm.
This one, they call it Invictus Parfum, I think. Came out this year. They say it smells like the ocean. You know, salty and all that. And flowers, lavender, I reckon. And somethin’ called pink pepper. I don’t know what pink pepper smells like, but it’s in there. I guess some folks like that kinda smell.
- Marine notes
- Lavender
- Pink Pepper
Then there’s this other one, Invictus Intense. They say it’s, well, intense. Strong, I guess. Woody and spicy. Maybe like a man who works in the woods all day. I don’t know. Maybe some men like that, but I ain’t so sure about it. Pepper, mandarin, some leaf… Bay leaf, is it? And somethin’ called patchouli. I don’t know what that is. Smells kinda earthy, I guess.
And then they got somethin’ called Invictus Victory. What does victory smell like? I have no idea. Is it the same as Invictus perfume? Some young fella was talkin’ ’bout it. He was all excited to try it. Said it was better than somethin’ called “One Million.” I don’t know nothin’ about that. Too many names for an old gal like me to keep up with. This one, I think they put somethin’ called “elixir” in it. Sounds fancy, don’t it?
Now, they got this Invictus Original, too. This is the old one, I guess. The first one they made. They say it’s the best. Smells like the ocean, but also like oranges. Mandarin oranges. Sweet and watery, they say. Grapefruit too. I like grapefruit. Maybe this one ain’t so bad.
Seems like everybody and their brother has their own idea about what’s the best Invictus perfume. Some like it sweet. Some like it strong. Some like it like the ocean. One thing is sure, every perfume from Invictus is for men. But, I heard some fellas say they didn’t like some of these Invictus 2024 smells. Said it was too strong or somethin’.
This one fella, he said he liked somethin’ called “Dylan Blue.” Said it was good for everythin’. But if you’re new to this whole perfume thing, he said to get somethin’ called “Y EDP.” I don’t know what that means, but he seemed to know what he was talkin’ about.
They got all these fancy names for these smells. Invictus this, Invictus that. It’s all a bit much if you ask me. But I guess folks like to smell good.
They say this whole Invictus line is a “masterclass.” Fancy words for somethin’ that smells good, I reckon. They say it’s modern and sophisticated. I don’t know about all that.
They got all these other ones, too. Clones, they call ’em. Like the Invictus Original, but cheaper, I guess. Somethin’ called “Hawas” and “Zara.” I don’t know.
This one website, it was comparin’ the Invictus Original to some other one. A flanker, they called it. I guess that means it’s related, like a cousin or somethin’.
Anyways, if you’re lookin’ for a new smell in 2024, this Invictus stuff might be somethin’ to check out. Just make sure you like how it smells before you go buyin’ a whole bottle.
But honestly, all this talk about perfume is makin’ my head spin. I think I’ll just stick to my usual, nothin’.
