Man, I been stuck on this dang Paw Paw Jail level for ages. Everyone online talks about how easy it is to break out, right? Yeah, easy for them maybe. Not for me. So I figured, enough wasting time, I gotta figure out this quick method they keep whispering about.
First, I jumped straight in, all cocky like usual. Ran around smashing buttons, trying every door I saw. Slammed right into those guards every single time. Big mistake. Felt like they had my number before I even moved. Got tossed back in the cell faster than you can say “cheese strat”. Did this like five, six times? Pure frustration, lemme tell ya.
The Old Ways That Did NOT Work
Tried digging through my memory of old jailbreak vids. Remembered some folks saying to wait. Okay, fine. I sat tight in the cell, watched that stupid clock ticking down. Guard walks by… then he loops back. Still there! Still waiting! Got impatient, tried sneaking out behind him again. Bam! Caught. Again. Felt like the game was laughing at me.
- Distraction Trick? Tried bumping into stuff, making noise. Guard just stared like I was dumb, then whistled for backup. Escaped inmates? Ha! More like instant inmates.
- Guard Timing? Watched his pattern super hard. Thought I saw a gap. Sprint! Nope. He just magically appeared right in front. Felt rigged.
- Hiding Spots? Crouched behind a trash can, held my breath. Nada. Spotted every single time. Guards got eagle eyes, I swear.
The “Oh Duh!” Moment
Ready to throw my phone out the window, honestly. Took a break, scrolled some forums while eating junk. Saw one tiny comment buried deep: “Just hug the left wall.” Hug the wall? Seriously? That sounded too stupid to work. But hey, what else did I have left?
Started the level, feeling skeptical. Took three steps out the cell and immediately glued myself to the left wall. Like, my character was smearing against the bricks. Didn’t care how dumb it looked. Just kept pressing left.
Held my breath as the guard patrol came near… he passed right by! Didn’t even glance my way! Kept shuffling left, following the paint. Saw a door. Still glued to the wall, pushed the button. Door opened. Still hugging that wall like it was my best friend, shuffled through.
Next thing I knew? Outdoor tiles. Freedom. The “Level Cleared” thing popped up. Jaw hit the floor. Seriously? All it took was hugging the left wall the whole dang time? That stupid simple thing broke the whole jail.
Tried it twice more just to be sure. Yep. Every single time, sticking like glue to that left wall, ignoring guards, ignoring doors til they were right next to me, just inching along… got out clean every time. Felt like the biggest cheese ever, but hey, it works. Quick method? More like the lazy idiot method. Can’t believe I wasted hours slamming into guards when the answer was literally just touching the wall.