Okay, so last week I scored these perfect vintage Levi’s at a thrift shop – except they swam on me like parachute pants. The kicker? The dang tag screamed “DO NOT TUMBLE DRY” in bold letters. Normally, I’d just chuck ’em in the dryer to shrink ’em, but nope. Had to get crafty.
The Desperation Phase
First, I eyeballed my options. Boiling ’em felt too extreme, ironing seemed sketchy. Settled on a hot water soak method after digging through old forums. Grabbed my bathtub, cranked the hot water faucet alllll the way up. Steam was fogging the mirror – that hot.
Operation Bathtub Shrink
Dunked the jeans into the scalding water. Used a wooden spoon to shove ’em underwater ’cause no way was I burning my hands. Left ’em stewing for a solid 45 minutes like bitter tea. Felt ridiculous squatting there, poking denim with a spoon while my dog side-eyed me.
Pulled ’em out – gloves saved my fingers, BTW – and they weighed a ton. Wrung ’em out over the tub, water splashing everywhere. Not graceful. Then came the fun part: shaping. Stretched the waistband sideways while they were hot ’cause I didn’t want shorter legs, just less butt-sag.
The Drying Disaster (& Win)
Hung ’em outside, praying for sun. Big mistake. Three hours later, still damp AND stiff as cardboard. Cue panicked Googling. Found a hack: spray bottle + iron steam. Yanked ’em inside, laid ’em flat on my ironing board. Spritzed water only on the waist and hips (where I needed shrinkage), then blasted steam through my iron while stretching the fabric taut away from those areas.
Heard sizzling – nearly panicked – but kept the iron moving. Let ’em air-dry overnight on a rack. Next morning? Perfection. Waist shrank a solid inch, fit like they were tailored. No cardboard texture, either. Saved my $70 tailor trip AND didn’t murder the tag’s warning.
Moral: Always terrorize your jeans with a spray bottle when in doubt.