So, there I was, flicking through channels, and bam! Kris Jenner pops up on screen. Now, say what you will, but the woman’s hair always looks sharp. And it hit me – I needed a change. Something bold, something easy, something… Kris Jenner-esque. I’ve been rocking the same old style for ages, and frankly, I was bored. Utterly bored.
Getting the Idea Rolling
I started thinking, “Could I pull that off?” It’s a pretty iconic look, that short, kinda choppy, super chic pixie-ish cut. I’m not exactly a Kardashian, but hey, a haircut is a haircut, right? I figured, it’s just hair, it’ll grow back if it’s a total disaster. That’s my usual motto when I’m about to do something slightly impulsive with my appearance.
So, the first thing I did was grab my phone. I Googled “Kris Jenner haircut” – obviously. So many pictures! I saved a few good ones, angles and all, because you know how it is, you tell a stylist one thing and they hear another. Visual aids are key, people. Always bring pictures.
The Salon Adventure
I booked an appointment with my usual gal, Sarah. She’s seen me through thick and thin, literally, with my hair. I plopped myself down in her chair and whipped out my phone. “Okay,” I said, “I want this.”
She looked at the pictures, then at me, then back at the pictures. “You sure?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. “That’s a big chop.”
“I know!” I said, maybe a bit too enthusiastically. “I’m ready for it. Make me look like a momager!” We both had a good laugh at that.
Then the snipping began. Oh boy, that first major cut. You hear the scissors, you see the clumps of hair falling to the floor. It’s a moment, isn’t it? Part terrifying, part exhilarating. I just closed my eyes for a bit and trusted Sarah. She knows her stuff.
- First, she took off the bulk of the length.
- Then, she started shaping it, working around the crown, getting those shorter, textured pieces in.
- She kept checking the photos, which I appreciated. Attention to detail, that’s what you want.
She even talked me through how she was cutting it to make it easier for me to style at home, because let’s be honest, salon hair is one thing, but real-life hair is another beast entirely.
The Big Reveal and Living With It
When she finally spun me around to face the mirror… wow. It was short! Like, really short. But you know what? I kinda loved it. It felt so light and freeing. My neck felt naked, but in a good way. It definitely had that Kris Jenner vibe – sharp, put-together, and a little bit sassy.
The best part? It actually is pretty easy to manage. A bit of product, a quick tussle with my fingers, and I’m good to go. I was worried it might be one of those cuts that looks great for five minutes after you leave the salon and then never again, but nope. It’s been surprisingly low-maintenance.
My husband did a double-take when I got home. “Who are you?” he joked. But he likes it. Said it makes me look younger, which, hey, I’ll take that any day of the week!
So, yeah, that was my Kris Jenner haircut journey. Went for it, got it done, and I’m actually super pleased with how it turned out. If you’re thinking of a drastic change, sometimes you just gotta dive in. It’s only hair, after all!
