Alright, let’s talk about this “goyard personalized” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? My grandkids, they always talkin’ ’bout these fancy brands. So, I figure this Goyard must be one of them.
Now, from what I gather, this Goyard, they let you put your own mark on their bags. You know, like them city folks do with their fancy cars and their fancy clothes. They gotta have everything special, just for them.
So, how do you make your Goyard bag “personalized”? Well, seems like they got all sorts of ways. You can get your initials painted on it, like them old-timey fancy handkerchiefs. They call it “monogramming,” I think. Sounds like somethin’ them rich folks do, but hey, if you got the money, I guess you can do whatever you want.
- Initials: You can pick your letters, up to six of ’em, they say. And you get to choose the colors too! Imagine that, pickin’ colors just for your bag. Sounds like a lot of fuss to me, but folks seem to like it. They charge you around $150 for this, which is more than I spend on groceries for a whole week, let me tell ya.
- Stripes: If you ain’t into letters, you can get stripes. You know, like on a candy cane, but fancy. Same price as the letters, they say. $150 for some stripes! Land sakes, what’s this world comin’ to?
- Stars and other stuff: Now, if you really wanna go all out, you can get stars or other fancy designs painted on. But hold on to your hat, ’cause that’ll cost ya $600 or more! Can you believe that? Six hundred dollars! That’s more than my old man paid for our first car!
They say all this paintin’ is done by hand, by folks who know what they’re doin’. “Artisans,” they call ’em. Guess that’s why it costs so much. They say it takes time too, ’cause each bag is special. So, you can’t just walk in and get it done right away. You gotta wait. How long? Well, that depends, they say. Could be a while, I reckon.
Now, some folks, they spend a lot of time thinkin’ ’bout how to personalize their bags. They worry about the colors, and where to put the letters, and all that. Me? I’d just say, pick somethin’ you like and be done with it. Life’s too short to be fussin’ over a bag, I tell ya.
And where do you get all this done? Seems like you gotta go to the Goyard store, wherever that is. Probably some fancy place in the big city. I ain’t never been to one of them stores, and I don’t reckon I ever will. Too much money and too much fuss for this old lady.
But hey, if you got the money and you want a special bag, I guess it’s your business. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you spend a whole paycheck on a purse! I’ll be over here with my good ol’ canvas tote bag, thank you very much. It holds everything I need, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg.
So, that’s the lowdown on this “goyard personalized” thing, as best as I can figure it. Initials, stripes, stars, fancy paintin’, big prices, and lots of waitin’. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
What do I think? Well, it’s your money, you do what you want. But personally, I think there’s better things to spend your money on. Like a good meal, or a warm blanket, or maybe even a little somethin’ for the grandkids. But that’s just me. You young folks, you got your own ways of doin’ things, and I ain’t gonna tell you what to do. Just don’t go spendin’ all your money on somethin’ that ain’t gonna put food on the table or keep you warm at night.
Anyway, that’s what I heard about this making your Goyard special. Sounds like a lot of bother to me, but like I said, to each their own. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some gardenin’ to do.
Tags: [Goyard, Personalized, Customization, Monogram, Stripes, Stars, Hand-painted, Artisans, Luxury Bags, Totes]
