Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, I’m gonna yak a bit about this here smelly water called Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gio Absolu. Don’t ask me how to say them fancy words, I just say it like I see it.
Now, I ain’t no fancy perfume lady, but I know what smells good and what don’t. This here Acqua di Gio Absolu, it smells alright, I guess. Kinda fresh, kinda woodsy, kinda like…well, I ain’t rightly sure, but it ain’t half bad.
My grandson, he’s a fancy fella, always smellin’ good. He’s the one who told me about this here stuff. Said it’s real popular with the young ‘uns. I reckon he’s right, ’cause I see it all over them magazines he leaves lyin’ around.
So, what’s so special ’bout it? First off, it comes in a pretty bottle. Thick glass, kinda heavy, feels like it’s worth somethin’. The smell, like I said, it’s fresh. Reminds me of bein’ by the creek on a summer day, with the trees and the water and all that. But it’s also got somethin’ else to it, somethin’ a little bit fancy, like them fancy stores in the city where my grandson buys his clothes.
- They say it’s got “marine notes,” whatever that means. Smells like the ocean, I guess.
- And “green mandarin,” which I reckon is just a fancy way of sayin’ orange. But it ain’t a sweet orange, it’s a kinda bitter orange.
- And then there’s somethin’ they call “woody notes.” That’s the part that smells like trees, I think.
It all mixes together real nice, I gotta say. It ain’t too strong, but it ain’t too weak neither. It’s just right, kinda like Goldilocks and the three bears, you know? Not too hot, not too cold, just right.
Now, I hear tell this here smelly water ain’t cheap. My grandson, he paid a pretty penny for it, that’s for sure. But I guess if you wanna smell good, you gotta be willin’ to spend a little money. And this here stuff, it does make a fella smell good, I ain’t gonna lie.
I even tried a little dab myself, just to see what all the fuss was about. And wouldn’t you know it, even an old woman like me can appreciate a good smell. Made me feel a little bit fancy myself, like I was headed to a barn dance or somethin’.
Giorgio Armani, that’s a fancy name, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ outta them movies my grandson watches. I reckon this fella knows a thing or two about makin’ smelly water. And this Acqua di Gio Absolu, it’s a good one, I’ll give him that.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a new smell, somethin’ that’ll make you feel good and smell good too, then maybe you should give this here Acqua di Gio Absolu a try. Just don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on it, unless you got a whole lot of it to spare. ‘Cause like I said, this stuff ain’t cheap.
But hey, a little bit of fancy never hurt nobody, right? And who knows, maybe a little bit of this here smelly water will even get you a date to the next barn dance. Or at least make you feel like you’re ready for one.
Anyhow, that’s all I got to say about this here Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gio Absolu. It’s good stuff, smells nice, and makes you feel fancy. What more could a fella (or a gal) ask for?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They ain’t too fond of fancy smells, but they sure do love a good scratch behind the ears.
Tags: [Giorgio Armani, Acqua di Gio Absolu, Cologne, Men’s Fragrance, Perfume, Eau de Parfum, Fresh Scent, Woody Notes, Marine Notes, Luxury Fragrance]
