Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout that Gucci and Taylor Swift girl. That young singer, you know? She’s got all them songs, and she’s all over the place. And that Gucci, ain’t that some fancy name? I seen it on them big bags, and them shoes that cost more than my whole house!
They say she wear that Gucci stuff. Makes sense, I guess. She got all that money, why not spend it on them fancy clothes? I saw a picture of her one time, she was wearin’ some big ol’ shoes with that Gucci name on ’em. Looked like she could barely walk in ’em, all high and clunky. But hey, what do I know? I’m just sayin’ what I seen.
She’s a pretty girl, that Taylor Swift. Always wearin’ them shiny dresses and whatnot. I heard she’s got a birthday, 35 years old! Can you believe it? Time sure flies by. She’s got more clothes than a whole department store, I reckon. Dresses, sparkly things, even them plain ol’ shirts. You name it, she’s probably worn it.
They say she even wore a red sweater dress once. Out in the city, with another girl, I think they said her name was Sophie. Fancy name, Sophie. Anyway, this Taylor Swift girl, she likes to change her clothes a lot, I guess. Keeps things interestin’, maybe.
- She likes them sparkly things, that’s for sure.
- And them big ol’ Gucci shoes.
- And all them different colored dresses.
Now, I ain’t one for them fancy things. Give me a good pair of overalls and a sturdy pair of boots any day. But I guess if you got the money, you can buy whatever you want. And this Taylor Swift, she’s got plenty of money. From all that singin’ and dancin’, I suppose.
She must have a whole room just for her clothes. That’s what I heard at least. A whole room! I can’t even imagine. And all them different styles. They say she’s got a style for each of her songs. I don’t know about all that, but it sounds like a lot of clothes to me.
Sometimes she wears them dresses with words written on ’em. Can you believe that? Writing on your clothes! If I wrote on my clothes, it would just be the grocery list. But she’s a singer, not a farmer like me. She can do what she wants. And that includes wearing those Gucci shoes!
I seen a picture of her in a purple dress too. All sparkly. And another one with a hat. She sure does like to wear hats. And them high-waisted shorts. I don’t know how she walks around in them things. But she does, and she looks happy, so that’s all that matters, I guess.
- Purple dresses, she likes them.
- And hats, lots of hats.
- And them shorts that go all the way up to her belly button!
They say she’s got a whole bunch of outfits, over 60, for her shows. That’s more outfits than I’ve had in my whole life! And each one is different, they say. For each of her albums. I don’t know what an album is, really, but it sounds important. Like a collection of somethin’. Like my collection of mason jars, but fancier. And probably with more Gucci involved.
I seen some folks tryin’ to dress like her. Wearin’ them sparkly boots and them hats. It’s kinda cute, I guess. They wanna be like Taylor Swift. She’s a big deal, that girl. A real big deal. And to think, she’s wearin’ that Gucci stuff. Just goes to show, money can buy you anything, even them big ol’ clunky shoes that make you six feet tall. Or maybe even taller, I don’t know how tall she is really.
She’s probably got a whole closet full of them Gucci things. Shoes, bags, maybe even Gucci underwear! Who knows? Not me. I just know what I see in them pictures. And what I hear folks talkin’ about. And they’re always talkin’ about Taylor Swift and her fancy clothes, especially that Gucci.
Well, I guess that’s all I got to say about that. That Taylor Swift and her Gucci. She’s a lucky girl, I reckon. Got all them clothes and all that money. And she can sing too. Not bad for a young’un. Not bad at all.
