Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… this “Coi Leray” girl. I ain’t never heard of her before, but my grandson, the one always glued to that phone of his, he keeps mumbling her name. Says she’s a singer, or a rapper, or somethin’ like that. Kids these days and their music, I swear.

Now, from what I gather, this Coi Leray, she likes takin’ off her clothes. Yeah, you heard me right. Naked as a jaybird, apparently. My grandson showed me some pictures, real quick-like, before I swatted him with my dish towel. He said it was for some magazine, somethin’ called “Numero” from some place called Netherlands, wherever that is. Sounded fancy to me.
Anyways, these pictures, they ain’t nothin’ like the Sears catalog pictures I used to see back in the day. This girl, she’s wearin’ nothin’ but jewelry, shiny gold stuff all over. My